A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walk up, knock on the door, and hear a voice say, "Come on in." Opening the door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor.
A man on the couch says, "Are you the people who broke my window?" The husband begins to apologize, but the man cuts him off. "Actually, I want to thank you—I’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes, so what I’d like to do is give each of you one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself."
"Fantastic!" says the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," says the genie, "it’s the least I could do. And you, ma’am, what do you want?"
"I want a house in every country in the world," says the wife.
"Consider it done," the genie replies, turning back to the man. "And now for my wish. Because I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses. If you don’t mind, honey, I don’t either."
The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he ravishes her for three hours. After he’s through, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife, and asks, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"Thirty-five," she replies.
"And he still believes in genies?"
2006-10-18 05:17:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! I haven't heard this one before.
2006-10-18 05:20:29 · answer #1 · answered by panthrosbulge 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Money makes man to believe in Miracles, ending up in Mess!! Other wise who would allow to take a ride of his wife ? Good one !! Nicely presented!
2006-10-18 12:25:52 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL ! I LIKE THAT ONE , HEARD IT BEFORE , BUT THE VERSION I HEARD HAD THE GENIE DOING THEM BOTH , AND HE ASKED THEM THEIR AGE , AND THEN CHUCKLED AND SAID , " AND YOU TWO STILL BELIEVE IN GENIES ?" ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR......GREAT STUF! THANKS !..TAKE CARE......GR1M
2006-10-18 12:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by (\ G®1M R34|Dê® /) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh, that is too much :>O That surprised me.
2006-10-18 12:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
for 3 hrs??? It is you that have wishful thinking ^_^
2006-10-18 12:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
U really knows how to make me laugh....
2006-10-18 12:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by badboy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he he a classic still funny
2006-10-18 12:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA! That was funny!
2006-10-18 12:19:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha!
2006-10-19 14:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is funny:)
2006-10-18 12:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋