Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2006

Two women friends had gone on a girls night out & had been decidely over enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk & walkin home they suddenly realised they both needed to pee.They were near a graveyard &1 of them suggested they do it behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her pants & used them, then threw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing an expensive underwear set & didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave & wiped herself with that. After finishing they made their way home. The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop! My wife came home last night without her panties! "That's nothing!!" said the other. "Mine's come back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, "From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!" :)

2006-10-17 07:49:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-17 07:49:31 · 31 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

You know you love the 80's

2006-10-17 07:49:21 · 19 answers · asked by Neea_Gastino 3 in Music

2006-10-17 07:48:47 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Twar it any good. I'm a huge men at work fan still, but never heard his solo stuff.

2006-10-17 07:48:15 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-17 07:48:14 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 07:47:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 07:47:42 · 18 answers · asked by Sexi B..i.t.c.h 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-17 07:47:34 · 12 answers · asked by Kervin B 2 in Music

2006-10-17 07:47:30 · 15 answers · asked by steve b 5 in Television

Choose your Favorite Dessert from the list

-Chocolate Cake
-Apple Pie
-Angel Food Cake
-Cupcakes
-Chocolate Mousse
-Banana Split
-Brownies
-Peach Cobbler
-Cherry Pie
-Chocolate Chip Cookies
-Rice Krispies Treat
-Ice Cream Sundae
-Cheesecake

Are you craving yet?

2006-10-17 07:47:09 · 16 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 07:46:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bands like "The Killers" and "My Chemical Romance",Theyr'e no better than the Backstreet Boys.

2006-10-17 07:46:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

There's this girl at my job who hates me for no apparent reason, we always bud heads and always have different opinions. I recently found out her birthday is a day after mines Iam way older then her though, but I can't believe she's a libra like me is that why we don't get along?

2006-10-17 07:46:15 · 8 answers · asked by sam 3 in Horoscopes

other than movies, walk the park, gym, watching tv, food...

2006-10-17 07:46:06 · 9 answers · asked by salut 5 in Other - Entertainment

A man and his wife always had sex in the dark, one day the wife decided to leave the lights on, only to find that he had been using a dildo, she said honey explain the dildo, he replied, sweetie explain the kids

2006-10-17 07:45:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Pretty awesome, yes?
"If I had a heart, it might be breaking right now."

2006-10-17 07:44:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I answered the door and there was this guy standing there, I said whats up? the guy said can you give me a push please, I said ill just go and put some clothes on ill be right back, when I got outside I couldnt see him anywhere so I shouted "where are you Pal" just then I heard him say " Im over hear on the swing"......Bom Bom!!

2006-10-17 07:43:11 · 11 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A druid witch kidnaps and sacrifices boy infants to a demon tree.

2006-10-17 07:43:08 · 3 answers · asked by rick and lydia 2 in Movies

A Riddle That Will Kill Your Brain...

This is going to make you so mad!
There are three words in the ENGLISH langauge that end with 'gry' one is 'angry' the other is 'hungry'. EVERYONE knows what the third one means and what it stands for.
EVERYONE uses them everyday. If you have listened very carefully, I have given you the third word.
WHAT IS IT??____________ ??

2006-10-17 07:42:28 · 3 answers · asked by 4mom 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what is the title of the opening credit song?

2006-10-17 07:41:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32", the clerk replies.

"I turned 47 yesterday," the woman says happily, and then moves to her next stop.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and upon getting her order, asks the counter girl the same question.

She replies, "I'd guess about 29".

The woman replies, "Nope, I turned 47 yesterday!" Now she is feeling really good about herself.

While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question.

He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell exactly how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs."

They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead."

The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and begins to feel around.

After a couple of minutes she says, "OK already: how old am I?"

He removes his hands and says, "You are 47 years and one day old."

Stunned the woman says, "That is amazing! How did you know?"

The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."


( you really have to watch those old guys!)

2006-10-17 07:41:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-17 07:41:32 · 2 answers · asked by amyxx177 1 in Television

I wonder if anyone else sat here and did what I'm doing, and that when it comes back up, buttloads of q's are going to show up. It would be like any addict who gets an overdose of their preferred poison...our hearts will stop because we're going to be saying "Questions!! I can answer questions!!"

2006-10-17 07:41:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 07:40:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-17 07:40:27 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 07:40:01 · 4 answers · asked by Richard C 1 in Polls & Surveys

It's a female and some lyrics are: "My neck, my back, my pu**y and my crack, so lick it now, lick it good"......
I want to know the title and artist if anyone knows?

2006-10-17 07:39:47 · 3 answers · asked by Jenintn 5 in Music

2006-10-17 07:39:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the name of the seinfeld episode where Kramer opens up a smoke room and Jerry tells him "your face is like an old catchers mit!"?

2006-10-17 07:38:47 · 2 answers · asked by Entrepreneur 3 in Television