A man and his wife always had sex in the dark, one day the wife decided to leave the lights on, only to find that he had been using a dildo, she said honey explain the dildo, he replied, sweetie explain the kids
2006-10-17 07:45:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious. an instant classic.
btw, if you made this up, go to funny.com, and submit it. do this on several funny joke pages. peace.
2006-10-17 07:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know I am a little off topic, but did you ever used ringtones off the net?
I just found this site about ringtones, could you take a look please:
http://www.lyrics4fun.com/ringtones/ringtones.html
2006-10-17 15:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by c g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is if he is using a toy all these years how did she have all these hids.....That means she was cheating on him LOL
2006-10-17 15:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by kandi61689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol_!_?
I got it:
the guy didn't want children and used a dildo (sex toy)
the wife obviously cheated on him...? I think?
2006-10-17 14:52:57 · answer #4 · answered by curious moper 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Was it Madonna and she'd just been to Malawi?
2006-10-17 14:58:20 · answer #5 · answered by onetruekev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh!
2006-10-17 14:51:40 · answer #6 · answered by lilpinay 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute short funny
2006-10-17 14:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by MaddDogg 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Good one.
2006-10-17 15:27:24 · answer #8 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahaahahaah Ok I got it
2006-10-17 14:56:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one
2006-10-17 15:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by SHORTY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋