Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2006

2006-10-17 07:37:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If it does - this guy is a winner!

2006-10-17 07:35:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 07:35:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-17 07:35:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 07:34:29 · 1 answers · asked by billybob 2 in Music

2006-10-17 07:34:21 · 3 answers · asked by delawaregirl83 3 in Celebrities

2006-10-17 07:33:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the pastor enterd his donkey in a race and it won.


The local paper read

PASTOR'S A.S.S OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

The next day the headline read

BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTORS A.SS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper hearing the news posted the following headline

NUN HAS THE BEST A.SS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
she sold it to a local farmer for $10.

The next day the headline read

NUN SELLS A.SS FOR $10

this was too much for the bishop so he ordered the the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day headline read,NUN ANNOUNCES HER A.SS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day

2006-10-17 07:33:22 · 10 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms & kept their slogans...
Sainsbury's: Making life taste better
Tesco: Every little helps
Nike: Just do it
Pugeot: The ride of your life
Galaxy Chocolate: Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC: Finger lickin' good
Minstrels: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway: Lightening the load
Abbey National: Because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola: The real thing
Duracell: Keep going & going
Pringles: Once you pop you can't stop
Burger King: Home of the whopper
Goodyear: For a longer ride, go wide
Muller Light: So much pleasure - but where's the pain
Halfords: We go the extra mile
Royal Mail: Saw this & thought of you
Andrex: Soft, strong & very long
Renault: Size really does matter
Domestos: Get's right under the rim
Heineken: Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg: Probably the best condom in the world
AA: For the 4th emergency service
Polo: The Polo with the hole!!!

2006-10-17 07:32:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-17 07:32:02 · 4 answers · asked by superbad~honeydip 4 in Celebrities

They start playing this particular song towards the end when they all meet up at a restaurant and the song continues during the end credits. What is that song??

2006-10-17 07:31:01 · 2 answers · asked by mookiemonkee 4 in Movies

I think I'm just gonna sit here and keep posting q's for the heck of it. Hey, maybe someday they'll show up and I'll get some answers to them.

2006-10-17 07:30:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

WHERE WOULD YOU BE:

IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?

IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?

IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU?

IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?

IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?

IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,

WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?




SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?

HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!!


YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG ******* HOUSE!

2006-10-17 07:30:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-17 07:30:28 · 1 answers · asked by ashley f 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-17 07:28:54 · 6 answers · asked by Proud Mommy! 2 in Polls & Surveys

hey. i want to form a band but i don't really know anyone that plays guitars, drums, or anything and i am really shy so i'm kind of afraid to ask people. there is also a commitment thing. i'm going to have a job soon and don't know what to do. any advice in finding members to join a band with me?

2006-10-17 07:28:44 · 1 answers · asked by holly 1 in Music

I heard that song was about Jay-Z, any truth to that?

2006-10-17 07:28:08 · 9 answers · asked by delawaregirl83 3 in Celebrities

2006-10-17 07:27:55 · 6 answers · asked by kaznaid 6 in Music

Cena could put Big Show and Viscera OUT COLD with that move,I shudder to think what injuries could happen to Kevin .

2006-10-17 07:26:36 · 3 answers · asked by Just another Yahoo answerer 6 in Celebrities

The doctor asks the man if he can have a look at his knees, so the man rolls up the first trouser leg, and his knee said, "Can I borrow five pounds?". The doctor is shocked, and asks to see his other knee. The man rolls up the second trouser leg, and his knee said, " Can I borrow twenty pounds?" I know whats wrong with you, said the doctor, you have skint knees!!

2006-10-17 07:25:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I personally like it, but the demo that I played originally was kind of frustrating in that it didn't let me fly around in the X-Wing like I wanted to. That's the main reaosn I wanted to play the thing.

2006-10-17 07:24:35 · 1 answers · asked by matrixneo_1392 2 in Other - Entertainment

I'm looking for a picture of Justin Timberlake doing that thing he does in the SexyBack music video with one hand in the air making a fist and then opening, and his head looking down the other way. Thx.

2006-10-17 07:24:01 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

chris brown has a tattoo of jesus on his arm

2006-10-17 07:23:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-17 07:23:05 · 2 answers · asked by abbeyroad54321 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Have you played desperate housewives the game yet? I got it other other day and I love it!!!, just wanted some feedback if you have had a chance to play it.

2006-10-17 07:22:23 · 1 answers · asked by Pook 2 in Television

2006-10-17 07:21:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We have a few questions. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Thank you."

Pharmacist: "If I may ask you a question, why do you want to know all of this?"

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

2006-10-17 07:21:11 · 4 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-17 07:19:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Bartender is serving at the bar when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?"
He says, "Not right now, he's busy, is there anything I can help you with?"
She replies, "I don't know if you're the man to talk to...it's kind of personal....."
Thinking he might get lucky, he says, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem Miss".
She then looks at him with a smile and puts two of her fingers in his mouth.....and he begins sucking them, thinking, I'm in!!!"
She goes, "Can you tell the manager something for me?"
The bartender, drooling, nods.....yes!. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies toilets!" :)

2006-10-17 07:18:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-17 07:18:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles