Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We have a few questions. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Thank you."
Pharmacist: "If I may ask you a question, why do you want to know all of this?"
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
2006-10-17 07:21:11 · 4 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought I had heard them all! I'll be claiming this one as my own tomorrow at work.
2006-10-22 18:48:22 · answer #1 · answered by jloertscher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Now this is funny. LMAO
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2006-10-17 19:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poor little things...LOL
2006-10-22 02:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA that's funny
2006-10-17 18:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by wishful_thinking425 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋