Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms & kept their slogans...
Sainsbury's: Making life taste better
Tesco: Every little helps
Nike: Just do it
Pugeot: The ride of your life
Galaxy Chocolate: Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC: Finger lickin' good
Minstrels: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway: Lightening the load
Abbey National: Because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola: The real thing
Duracell: Keep going & going
Pringles: Once you pop you can't stop
Burger King: Home of the whopper
Goodyear: For a longer ride, go wide
Muller Light: So much pleasure - but where's the pain
Halfords: We go the extra mile
Royal Mail: Saw this & thought of you
Andrex: Soft, strong & very long
Renault: Size really does matter
Domestos: Get's right under the rim
Heineken: Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg: Probably the best condom in the world
AA: For the 4th emergency service
Polo: The Polo with the hole!!!
2006-10-17 07:32:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny. Some more for you:
Toyota:Oh what a feeling.
Ford:The best never rest.
Bounty:The quicker picker- upper.
How about Star Trek condoms:To boldly go where no man has gone before!
2006-10-17 14:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazing
2006-10-19 06:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OR rigleys chewing gum they taste so great you just love to chew it OR or frosties brings out the tiger in you
2016-05-22 09:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a shopping list.
2006-10-17 08:46:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done liked it.
2006-10-17 08:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yey
2006-10-18 02:25:16 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, brilliant!
2006-10-17 08:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by jems4691 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are great!!!
2006-10-17 21:44:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋