Anything I can help you with.....:)?

Question

Bartender is serving at the bar when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?"
He says, "Not right now, he's busy, is there anything I can help you with?"
She replies, "I don't know if you're the man to talk to...it's kind of personal....."
Thinking he might get lucky, he says, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem Miss".
She then looks at him with a smile and puts two of her fingers in his mouth.....and he begins sucking them, thinking, I'm in!!!"
She goes, "Can you tell the manager something for me?"
The bartender, drooling, nods.....yes!. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies toilets!" :)

Answer 1

Our beer,which art in barrels,hallowed be thy foam.Thy hopdom come,thou will be drunk,at home as it is down the pub.Give us this day our daily beverage,and forgive us our
spillages,as we forgive those who spill over us,and lead us not into naughtiness,but deliver us from kebabs,for thine is the taste,the clarity and the head,forever and ever.Amen.
Is that an old Irish prayer fidgety?????

Answer 2

i think someones gotten a bit excited. tut tut tut

Answer 3

yuk but good

Answer 4

gross!!