The doctor asks the man if he can have a look at his knees, so the man rolls up the first trouser leg, and his knee said, "Can I borrow five pounds?". The doctor is shocked, and asks to see his other knee. The man rolls up the second trouser leg, and his knee said, " Can I borrow twenty pounds?" I know whats wrong with you, said the doctor, you have skint knees!!
2006-10-17 07:25:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
get down on your knees and pray someone will find this funny, only joking, i'm not being mean.....made me chuckle...
2006-10-17 09:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it the same doctor who saw the woman who was clutching the side of her face?
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor.
"Well," said the woman,removing her hand."It's this pimple on my cheek.There's a small tree growing from it,and a table and chairs,and a picnic basket.What on earth can it be?"
"It's nothing to worry about," said the doctor."It's only a beauty spot."
2006-10-18 09:07:00 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-17 17:25:01 · answer #3 · answered by sky l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!
quite funny, surely you can do better though, keep em comin..
2006-10-18 08:41:11 · answer #4 · answered by Platinum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe. good joke
2006-10-18 14:56:32 · answer #5 · answered by Cookie Monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋