the pastor enterd his donkey in a race and it won.
The local paper read
PASTOR'S A.S.S OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the headline read
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTORS A.SS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper hearing the news posted the following headline
NUN HAS THE BEST A.SS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
she sold it to a local farmer for $10.
The next day the headline read
NUN SELLS A.SS FOR $10
this was too much for the bishop so he ordered the the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day headline read,NUN ANNOUNCES HER A.SS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day
2006-10-17 07:33:22 · 10 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great! They would be your typical "Sun" headliners. Always a good laugh.
2006-10-17 08:52:45 · answer #1 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!! One for you:
Following a nasty car accident, a man's wife slips into a coma. After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital. "It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her breasts being touched."
The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. "Well," says the doc, "if one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too." So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her bits. Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside. "Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that to your finger, I think you should try oral sex." Nodding, the husband returns to the room - but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room. "What happened?" shouts the doctor, as he checks the prone woman's pulse. "I'm not sure," replies the man, looking sheepish. "I think she choked."
2006-10-17 11:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by Hammer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A fantasy I study and thought OH no no longer Aesop's Fables, reason whilst a newborn I cried. You tale ends with the donkey working loose, how very astonishing. Am I actual, i ask your self, which you dabble in the newspaper industry? An editor? Your tale is splendidly descriptive of the papers, and of peoples concerns. i'm a critic of newspaper comments and your tale shows basically how unfavourable they are in the lives of others who've recommendations. (Gosh I enjoyed announcing that final bit)
2016-10-19 21:24:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, morals is an easier topic to speak about than type about, here are some strong examples of morals...
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2006-10-17 13:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by SlapADog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really liked this one
2006-10-17 10:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me chuckle ha ha he he
2006-10-17 08:50:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yey
2006-10-18 02:23:22 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lo that was a god one lol
2006-10-17 08:45:26 · answer #8 · answered by tanj_maria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that was very gd, hehe
2006-10-17 08:51:39 · answer #9 · answered by jems4691 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) :),lol! FUNNY! thanx for that!
2006-10-17 08:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋