Two women friends had gone on a girls night out & had been decidely over enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk & walkin home they suddenly realised they both needed to pee.They were near a graveyard &1 of them suggested they do it behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her pants & used them, then threw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing an expensive underwear set & didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave & wiped herself with that. After finishing they made their way home. The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop! My wife came home last night without her panties! "That's nothing!!" said the other. "Mine's come back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, "From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!" :)
2006-10-17 07:49:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's really funny fidgety.Just peed myself laughing!
A man walks into a bar and orders 20 pints of guinness(must be Irish).He lines them up on the bar and announces that he'll give £100 to the man who can drink all of them.Patrick sticks up his hand and says he'd like a go if the man can wait half an hour.Patrick then leaves the pub,comes back 30 minutes later and downs the 20 pints one after another.The man is impressed and hands over the money."But tell me," he asks."Where did you go to for that half an hour?"
"Ah well,says Patrick.Before I took your bet I popped to the pub next door to see if I could do it."
2006-10-18 00:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral of the Joke is Expensive Under Wear sets always cost much!! Especially to a woman with big cheeked butt ! [Yea after all its the size that matters !!......Lean cheeks, don't have guts to hold the cards like the Big Ones!]...Ha Ha Ha ...Good One..With sympathetic understandings to the poor husband!!
2006-10-17 15:06:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This funny tale was on one of my Birthday cards but the little card read 'From all at the City Football Club, we'll never forget you' Poor woman would have been in the grave if she had that lot to contend with ;-)
2006-10-17 15:14:53 · answer #3 · answered by Gadget Granny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke. Read it yesterday but had run out of credit so couldn't answer. Fab!
2006-10-18 18:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by Clare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was posted days ago. Still funny though
2006-10-17 14:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Class joke.
2006-10-17 15:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflolwpimp!!!!( rolling on the floor laughing out loud while peeing in my pants)
2006-10-18 14:58:58 · answer #7 · answered by Cookie Monster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha das jokes
2006-10-17 15:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by 5xc6rown3yes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but heard it before
2006-10-17 15:03:00 · answer #9 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so friggin funny lol
2006-10-17 15:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by Mikayla M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋