I answered the door and there was this guy standing there, I said whats up? the guy said can you give me a push please, I said ill just go and put some clothes on ill be right back, when I got outside I couldnt see him anywhere so I shouted "where are you Pal" just then I heard him say " Im over hear on the swing"......Bom Bom!!
2006-10-17 07:43:11 · 11 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, I got it! LOL. The guy needs a push on the swing. But why did he need it at 2:00 AM? LOL.
2006-10-17 14:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by compooky888 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that happened to me i wouldve first of all questioned where he got the swing from - cos i dont have a swing in my garden or in the surrounding areas. i do however have a piegeon living on my bay window. the RSPCA wont get rid of it and the council say it isnt in their job description. The piegeon keeps pooing on my garden path and to be honest it looks horrible, Secondly id then tell the man that if he ever decides to knock on my front door at 2am again and asks me to push him on the metophorical swing that he has made up he better either have a very large doner kebab with garlic sauce with him to give me as payment or a big bottle of ice cold cherrycoke
2006-10-17 08:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by morris994 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u shoulda told that guy next time he asks for a push at 2am he should be standing on a ledge 37 floors up! lol But i thought the joke was really cute! Screw the rest of em! lol
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2006-10-17 09:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think of you have stumbled on an excessively needy neighbor. in some circumstances anybody is interior the "functionality of a sufferer" and are continually in want and continually searching for human beings to take benefit of their kindness. Confront him in guy or woman. next time he comes over i might right this moment say to him "i do no longer concepts lending you issues yet you may desire to no longer anticipate me to have each and every thing you want. you're asking to borrow issues too oftentimes now and that's extremely frightening to me and my companion. Please no longer in any respect lower back knock on my door between the hours of 8pm to 10 am:" i might additionally pass away a word on your door saying "pricey _____. No knocks or calls would be spoke back via you between the hours of 8pm to 10am. Comeback later in the time of the hours we are able to respond to our door" or only start up ignoring him. i might have screamed at him at 2am and suggested "do no longer knock on our door after 10pm except there's a genuine emergency like a hearth or you want somebody to call 911 for you. NO you may no longer borrow something now considering you woke us up from a valid sleep. That became very impolite of you to do!" some human beings have no human beings skills and no common experience approximately etiquette, like your neighbor! he's the form of person which you are going to be able to desire to be direct AND blunt with. do no longer be diffused! enable them to be attentive to they're being intrusive and impolite and too necessary. there's a great line between being superb and being a doormat and you have reached doormat prestige now. he's utilising your kindness extra advantageous than a popular guy or woman might. playstation i might additionally document him right this moment to the owner/development administration over the telephone. do no longer good something down. i might touch them and document that he has a canines and you're no longer effective if this guy or woman is a genuine tenant or a homeless guy crashing in an deserted condominium? this might help get him out while they arrive across his canines. supply up letting him interior in case you problem he's no longer a genuine tenant. overlook approximately all his knocks on the door! only like a stray cat...in case you feed it as quickly as this is going to come decrease back for a month searching for extra foodstuff. as quickly as you supply up feeding the stray this is going to at last pass away. meaning overlook approximately all knocks and he will at last pass locate somebody else to problem.
2016-12-16 09:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by mays 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats as poor a joke as ive ever heard!
2006-10-17 08:36:50 · answer #5 · answered by voluptuous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would he knock on your door for a push, don't get it at all. sorry lol
2006-10-17 08:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by tanj_maria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did i miss something i don't get it LOL yeap i am a blond
2006-10-17 09:04:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
......and the moral is?......or, dont answer the door to swingers.....
2006-10-17 08:42:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, tis ok, but not great!
2006-10-17 08:49:55 · answer #9 · answered by jems4691 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a load of cobblers... i would have swung for him.....
2006-10-17 08:41:05 · answer #10 · answered by paulrb8 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋