1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
-Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
-Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
-They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
- You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
- Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
-Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
-A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
-Nacho Cheese.
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
-Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
-Quattro Sinko..
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
-Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
-Frostbite.
13. What Lies At
The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
-A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
-Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can you pea soup?
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
-Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
-Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
-Because It Scares The Dog
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
-Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
- The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
-Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
-A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
- Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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Q) Whats the best way to cover a cushion?
A) Sit on it.
Q) What do you call a child that eats its parents?
A) An orphan
Q) Whats the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
A) The trolley has a mind of its own
Q) How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A) Only two...but how did they get in there!!!
Q) If you throw a blue bucket into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A) Wet
Q) What did the farmer say when he saw a cow on his roof?
A) Get down
Q) What did the cow say?
A) Moo
Q) Whats green, has six legs and if it jumps out of a tree will kill you?
A) A pool table
Q) What has six wheels and flies?
A) A garbage truck
Q) Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A) It was dead
Q) Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A) It was stapled to the first
one
Q) Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A) Got hit by the other two on their way down.
2006-10-16
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