Entertainment & Music - 16 October 2006

2006-10-16 03:19:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I can’t stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts don’t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted twice since I’ve been here in your office, but you didn’t even notice."

"I can help you," says the doc. "Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week, the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts reek."

The doctor says, "Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now let’s work on your hearing."

2006-10-16 03:19:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 03:17:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

I will post the answer here in an hour! 10 points to first correct answer!! Good luck!

2006-10-16 03:17:25 · 20 answers · asked by p_y_t 2 in Jokes & Riddles

tell me any damn place but beautiful and peaceful

2006-10-16 03:16:13 · 37 answers · asked by grina 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 03:12:28 · 24 answers · asked by frank s 1 in Music

Why is it that every morning the when i turn on the radio to listen to MUSIC all i hear is talking. stupid morning talk. Comeon now. its early and im usually tired. The last thing i want to hear is some shmuck talk about stuff taht is absolutely useless. This is all radio stations. What happened to more rock less talk ??

2006-10-16 03:10:45 · 3 answers · asked by caliboy80 2 in Music

2006-10-16 03:10:23 · 1 answers · asked by leon3745 1 in Other - Entertainment

what do you think and would you ever try out? there were some girls that deserved to make it and instead two dumbass-the julia roberts look alike and the girl name callie who is the youngest but looks like a clown with all that make up DID NOT deserve to make it- and actually they dont make it to the 2006 season because they are not on the squad pic.hehhee

2006-10-16 03:09:26 · 3 answers · asked by lovebritsean 1 in Celebrities

The greatest pianist that ever lived

2006-10-16 03:09:05 · 12 answers · asked by ethno 1 in Music

2006-10-16 03:07:10 · 4 answers · asked by $C3N3 . FR3$H 5 in Music

2006-10-16 03:06:56 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-16 03:06:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Fern Britton,is a Fine Figure of A Woman???
I think She' Lovely

2006-10-16 03:06:32 · 15 answers · asked by ralf5@btinternet.com 2 in Television

A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets.

The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.

He replies,
"Well, my pet chicken, of course!"

The girl tells him that he can't take a chicken into the theater, so he goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken into his trousers, and returns. He buys his ticket and goes in.

Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his fly so the chicken can stick its head out - get some air and watch the movie. Sitting next to him is Agnes.

She elbows Myrtle and whispers,
"Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped his pants!"

Myrtle whispers back,
"Oh, don't worry about it... you've seen one, you've seen them all."

2006-10-16 03:06:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

___Some High School
____ High School Grad
____ Some College
____College Grad
_____Other (be specific)

2006-10-16 03:05:59 · 44 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

i saw it back on the late 80's early 90's. in it the people were animated, but the dinosaurs that they battled and the really cool ship they used were all live action.

2006-10-16 03:05:26 · 3 answers · asked by blu_eyes125 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-16 03:04:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

"What size?" asks the clerk?

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

2006-10-16 03:04:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when they mean that they are not available... are they really tied up?

2006-10-16 03:04:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

____ rode the bus
____ dropped off by parents
____ walked
____ other:

2006-10-16 03:03:08 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is your favorite quote? the subject doesn't matter. neither does the person you're qoteing (it can be your grandpa', neighbour, or even Al Bundy)

2006-10-16 03:02:46 · 16 answers · asked by Alex R. 2 in Polls & Surveys

i heard a rumor a while back, way back, about a possible prequal type of movie coming out...i think it was called "The Elm St. Murders" or something like that....in which the story of how Freddy Krueger got started, that is the unburned version of Freddy as how we see him in the glimpse of "Freddy's Dead" and "Jason vs. Freddy".....anyone have any info on this?

2006-10-16 03:02:28 · 11 answers · asked by Hellfire 2 in Movies

Who saw 7th heaven last night? COuld you recap for me I missed it??!!!

2006-10-16 03:02:13 · 3 answers · asked by CaveManda! 3 in Television

earth wide

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2006-10-16 03:02:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and whe will the media get the picture thst WE ARE SICK, SICK OF HER?

2006-10-16 03:01:03 · 27 answers · asked by lovebritsean 1 in Celebrities

If you had to pick one place you could travel to, which one of the following would they be:

New York City
Paris, France
London, England
DisneyWorld
Cancun, Mexico
Rome, Italy

You have to pick one place out of the list

2006-10-16 03:00:27 · 13 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think that there are far to many celebrity junk on tv?
Don't know why but i watch them all (nearly).

2006-10-16 02:59:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" she replied. The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the door bell and once again and the man opens the door. "Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy. "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black!" Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks. "Chocolate M & M's," said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."

2006-10-16 02:58:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Less intense you'll die within less than 60 seconds and painfully more than 2 weeks.

2006-10-16 02:57:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys