A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" she replied. The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the door bell and once again and the man opens the door. "Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy. "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black!" Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks. "Chocolate M & M's," said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."
2006-10-16 02:58:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thats a good one. Keep them coming. The day is just begining and you've already got me laughing. gotta love yah! <3
2006-10-16 03:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a stupid joke, sorry. We dress up, decorate the house, take the kids trick-or-treating and hand out treats. I make a big pot of vegan chilli in my slow cooker all day and serve with torillas (that way I don't have to waste time cooking in the evening) and we watch a scary movie.
2006-10-16 03:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha... well yes I like Halloween, but in my country we celebrate a little different cause we doesn´t ask for trick and treat, we make kind of tributes to our relates or closest friends that have pass away... so we kind of remember them...
2006-10-16 03:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what I actually do that day is spend the whole day begging everyone to do spooky stuff. I don't know why I like those kinds of stuff. Maybe because I get to do it once in a year only..
2006-10-16 03:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by Maria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't say that I enjoy it very much. But I'll probably be by the door passing out candy.
2006-10-16 03:05:41 · answer #5 · answered by SCHSFAN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Halloween. It's my favorite holiday, besides Christmas. I usually dress up still and go to costume parties. However, last year I just handed out candy, but not this year.
2006-10-16 02:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by lilgut2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey that's nice. I hope the man in the joke isn't a pedophile
2006-10-16 03:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by choosinghappiness 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really.
Be somewhere other than home giving candy to brat children.
you know the ones im talking about...
2006-10-16 03:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by Bistro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... good I love Halloween. this year we are trowing Halloween party.
2006-10-16 03:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dress up and go trick or treating!
2006-10-16 03:02:33 · answer #10 · answered by melody d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋