Entertainment & Music - 16 October 2006

A man, getting on in years finds he is unable to perform sexually.
He went to the doctor who tried a few things but nothings worked.
Finally, the doc referred him to an African medicine man.
The medicine man threw some white powder over him and mumbled a few magical
words, there was a huge flash with billowing blue smoke.
"This is powerful healing, and you can only use it ONCE A YEAR!!!! All you
have to do is say, " 1, 2, 3" and it shall rise for as long as you wish! And
when your partner can handle no more sex and is completely satisfied, all
she has to say is " 1, 2, 3, 4" and it will then go down - not to get hard
again for another year."
The man thanked him so much, rushed home - anxious to try out his new power,

shaved, showered and slid into bed, cuddled up to his wife and said "1, 2,
3" and suddenly he had the most gigantic stiff one ever, just as the
medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asked, "What did you say "1, 2, 3, for?"

2006-10-16 09:08:02 · 19 answers · asked by L6 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Weather cast - a naughty joke - ratings pls.?

There were three women who always hang their laundry out in the backyard.When it rains, of course, the laundry always gets wet - all the laundry,except for Sophie's. The other two women wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days that it rains.
So one day, they are all out in the backyard putting their clothes on
the line when one of the women says to Sophie, "How come when it rains, your laundry is never out?"
"Well," says Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at
Paul.If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a great day and I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging
over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash."
"What if it is pointed up?" asks one of the women.
"Honey," says Sophie, "on a day like that, you don't do the laundry!"

2006-10-16 09:07:29 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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What's your absolute favorite food?

I loooove Chinese food, Japanese food, and Mexican food of nearly any kind. It would be extremely difficult for me to choose a single favorite.

What's your absolute favorite and why?

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2006-10-16 09:07:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does anybody remember that Pete Wentz poser that was here a few months ago?

seemed pretty cheesy/fake to me!

2006-10-16 09:07:07 · 4 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats the best ever hip hop beat in your opinion?

If you know the producer that would help aswell fnx

2006-10-16 09:07:04 · 6 answers · asked by louis h 1 in Music

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TRUE or FALSE?

Sincerity is everything. And once you learn how to fake that, you've got it made.

2006-10-16 09:06:27 · 18 answers · asked by TriXie 1 in Polls & Surveys

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When is Check Please Kids gonna be on?

2006-10-16 09:05:52 · 2 answers · asked by pat g 1 in Television

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what are some good newly released cd's?

2006-10-16 09:05:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Calling all Rainbow fans....?

Here's a question for you. how come Bungle wore nothing all day every day but when it was time for bed he put his pyjamas/pj's on??

2006-10-16 09:05:03 · 11 answers · asked by Miss Tickle 4 in Television

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I want some boondock pics that i can put this site i go on where could i get some good ones?

2006-10-16 09:04:53 · 4 answers · asked by Nunya 2 in Comics & Animation

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If your in a crowded coffee shop and some one asks you....?

"Do you mind if I sit down?" what would your reply be?

2006-10-16 09:04:48 · 30 answers · asked by TriXie 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Please Answer :)?

Hey Evry, I just wanted to know can u by POPSTAR, TIGER BEAT, J-14, and magazine's like that at CVS?????? LIke magazines that have Zac Efron, MIley Cyrus,Vanesa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and more! Do they have magazines like that at CVS?? pLease tell me!

Oh and ♥Livin Hollywood... GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! Your so mean.. U dont have to be mean to me GOSH!!!!

Oh and please answer and tell me if they have magazines like I described at that place.! :)

2006-10-16 09:04:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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If you hit a parked car and nobody saw you.. do you hit the gas and drive away?

or stop and find the owner?

2006-10-16 09:04:00 · 21 answers · asked by TropicalSun 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the best new show of the fall television season?

2006-10-16 09:01:33 · 9 answers · asked by jsauls3271 6 in Television

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did madonna adopt the child permantly or temporarily b/c they are saying the human rights group are trying to

stop madonna from adopting the child permantly

2006-10-16 09:01:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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how much did it cost to go see a film in a theater in the 1930's?

2006-10-16 09:01:01 · 8 answers · asked by jackie n 1 in Movies

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Rain or snow?

Would you rather live in a city that gets alot of rain, or alot of snow?
I prefer snow because if you dress warm, you can still easily go outside without getting dirty or wet. Easier to carry stuff outside as well. Your thoughts?

2006-10-16 09:01:01 · 19 answers · asked by artisticallyderanged 4 in Polls & Surveys