A man, getting on in years finds he is unable to perform sexually.
He went to the doctor who tried a few things but nothings worked.
Finally, the doc referred him to an African medicine man.
The medicine man threw some white powder over him and mumbled a few magical
words, there was a huge flash with billowing blue smoke.
"This is powerful healing, and you can only use it ONCE A YEAR!!!! All you
have to do is say, " 1, 2, 3" and it shall rise for as long as you wish! And
when your partner can handle no more sex and is completely satisfied, all
she has to say is " 1, 2, 3, 4" and it will then go down - not to get hard
again for another year."
The man thanked him so much, rushed home - anxious to try out his new power,
shaved, showered and slid into bed, cuddled up to his wife and said "1, 2,
3" and suddenly he had the most gigantic stiff one ever, just as the
medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asked, "What did you say "1, 2, 3, for?"
2006-10-16 09:08:02 · 19 answers · asked by L6 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was fantastic!!! i can so imagine doing that to my boyfriend and bursting his bubble!!! lol!!
2006-10-16 09:13:14 · answer #1 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Many would concur that indigenous "Medicine Men" are a type of 'Witch" or "Warlock" but those are just names. Native American "Holy men" "Medicine Men" and "Shamans" had special skills that did set them apart from others and they were ,as well as their skills. were very real. Even today there is practices involving Holistic medicine which has its roots in the native cultures. They were also able to communicate and travel to the "spirit world". Most indigenous cultures were very in tune and spiritually connected with the earth . Though they may seem to go against some religions by some of their practices, they are quite harmless. A very good book I recommend is "Traveling Between The Worlds" by Hillary S. Webb. It is a first hand account by the author speaking with Shamans from around the world from different cultures. Its a very interesting and enlightening book. Take care.
2016-05-22 07:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO OMG that was funny i feel bad for the guy though
2006-10-16 09:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...thats a good one, but I would try viagra before i went to some african voodoo guy i dont know.
2006-10-16 09:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by football fiend 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats funny!!
2006-10-16 10:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by Sparkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but naughty
2006-10-16 10:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by pat e 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-16 10:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by funkyspice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha u naughty man
2006-10-16 09:10:30 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!
thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-16 14:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by e o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-10-16 10:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, I have tears in my eyes! it is too funny.
2006-10-16 09:32:42 · answer #11 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋