Entertainment & Music - 16 October 2006

If you where to get smoke some mary jane would you do it with your mother in law or Pee wee

2006-10-16 18:00:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bubba died and went to hell. He had been a boozer and a druggie. He arrived Sunday night. Someone came up to him to see how he was doing. Bubba was scared and didn't know what to expect. So the guy said well do you like drinking. Bubba said "I love drinking", so the guy said well, you're going to love Monday because we have beer, wine, whisky, gin, scotch...all you can drink. Bubba said Wow, this hell thing ain't so bad after all. Then the guy said do you like drugs? Bubba was ecstatic...I LOVE drugs. The guy said well then your going to love Tuesdays we get all the drugs we want, PCP, heroin, pot, LSD, cocaine and there's no worry of overdose because we're already dead. Bubba couldn't believe his good fortune. He was loving hell. Then the guy said, are you gay? Bubba said no. The guy said well then you're going to HATE Wednesdays.
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2006-10-16 18:00:38 · 29 answers · asked by butrcupps 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Can anyone gives me those lyrics. Thank you in advance.

2006-10-16 17:58:46 · 11 answers · asked by Dogman 61 3 in Music

2006-10-16 17:58:13 · 6 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Polls & Surveys

New york or deelishious????

2006-10-16 17:57:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I really want both but I'm not sure which one to get first. What do you think?

2006-10-16 17:57:40 · 3 answers · asked by Kevin 1 in Other - Entertainment

He wasn't religious, and he liked heavy metal. I can't come up with anything. I'm thinking maybe Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd, but it doesn't seem right.

2006-10-16 17:57:18 · 15 answers · asked by Becca 6 in Music

Do they have episodes of Two and a half men there?

2006-10-16 17:57:12 · 2 answers · asked by RAW DIVA™ 5 in Celebrities

I'm trying to think of an upbeat piece of music with no words that is often times heard at the start of a horse race. It's probably a modern classical piece.

Envision someone saying "And they're off..."

2006-10-16 17:55:22 · 4 answers · asked by Justin 4 in Music

2006-10-16 17:55:01 · 15 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

the wheather?

2006-10-16 17:54:56 · 15 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

my logic is half past the monkeys a** (the number 3 looks like an a**, so if you go half past 3, you're at 3:30) and for a quarter to it's balls (the 8 looks like a set of balls so a quarter to eight would be 7:45). now if you take 7:45 and take 3:30 away it would leave you with 4: 15.

So... wouldn't 4:15 be half past a monkeys *** and a quarter till it's balls?

Any other ways to solve this?

2006-10-16 17:54:12 · 15 answers · asked by Waldo F 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-16 17:53:32 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 17:53:18 · 6 answers · asked by joy r 1 in Other - Entertainment

CELL PHONE SURVEY
1.Sex: ____M ____F 2.Race:_________________________ 3. Number of people in your household:______
4.Martial Status: 5. Age:
____Single ____Under 21
____Married ____21-30
____Divorced ____31-40
____Widowed ____41-50
____Over 50
6.How important do you consider the technology of the phone?
____very important
____important
____average
____slightly important
____not important
7.If price were an issue for you, how much would you be willing to spend on a phone?
____$0 - $50
____$50 - $100
____$100 - $150
____$150 - $200
____$200 & up
8.Does the size of the phone matter?
____Strongly Agree
____Agree
____Neutral
____ Disagree
____Strongly Disagree
9.What service provider do you currently have?
_________________________________________________________
10.How would you rate your cell phone service provider?
____Excellent
____Good
____Average
____Poor
____Terrible, I can’t wait to change companies
11.What brand of phone do you currently have?
_________________________________________________________
12.How often does your cell phone drop calls?
____Never
____Rarely
____Occasionally
____Frequently
____Always
Please Provide any additional comments about your cell phone & provider:
________________________________________________________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Thank you for your time!

2006-10-16 17:52:45 · 8 answers · asked by Lg_Linda 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 17:52:43 · 3 answers · asked by joy r 1 in Other - Entertainment

Orlando Bloom?
Sean Faris?
Johnny Depp?
Others?

2006-10-16 17:52:35 · 30 answers · asked by Mona 1 in Celebrities

"I see the blood all over your hands
Does this make you feel... more like a man
...
The pistol's shaking in my hand and all I hear is the sound...
I love you, I hate you, I just can't live without you..."

2006-10-16 17:52:11 · 9 answers · asked by *~JLynn~* 1 in Music

2006-10-16 17:49:51 · 19 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 17:49:47 · 7 answers · asked by joy r 1 in Other - Entertainment

My top thirty list is based on the number of good songs recorded by each artist.or group.

(That's the number beside each name.)

The Joe Marzen Musical Hall of Fame (JMMHF)

Top Thirty List

(As of 10/16/06)

The Beatles - 313
Paul Simon - 219
The Beach Boys - 88
Stevie Wonder - 74
David Bowie - 61
Bob Dylan - 58
The Rolling Stones - 44
John Lennon - 34
Elton John - 30
Jimi Hendrix - 28
Paul McCartney - 26
Beck - 23
Pink Floyd - 23
Elvis Presley - 23
Johnny Cash - 22
Geroge Harrison - 21
Tom Petty - 21
The Doors - 20
Michael Jackson - 20
Willie Nelson - 20
The Who - 20
Wings - 20
Billy Joel - 17
The Band - 16
CCR - 16
Eric Clapton - 16
The Moody Blues - 16
Van Morrison - 16
Nirvana - 15
Steely Dan - 15

2006-10-16 17:49:40 · 13 answers · asked by Joe M 1 in Music

2006-10-16 17:48:48 · 42 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think of this for a beginning of a song?
The song is gonna be called "Most Missed Memory"

Here is the beginnning...

I've had alot of good times,
in my life,
but there's one moment, I find,
To be missed, so much.


Just so you know I'm not asking for what the music sounds like I'm asking what do you think of the lyrics?

2006-10-16 17:48:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm in a debate with my friend about metal and it's origins. Being an opera fan but very much not a metal fan, leaves him to attempting to convert me by telling me that metal comes from opera, therefore I should like it. Is this true? And if it is or is not, can you maybe find some proof so that I can print it out and show him. (I'd like to win the bet :)

2006-10-16 17:48:03 · 8 answers · asked by lmead06 2 in Music

2006-10-16 17:47:29 · 9 answers · asked by joy r 1 in Other - Entertainment

If you where to die today who would you want to take your life the Grim Reaper or the Teletubbies

2006-10-16 17:47:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 17:45:24 · 5 answers · asked by April O 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-16 17:44:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dont be upset if you cant do it. Good luck everyone ;-) heheehee

2006-10-16 17:43:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-16 17:43:05 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys