my logic is half past the monkeys a** (the number 3 looks like an a**, so if you go half past 3, you're at 3:30) and for a quarter to it's balls (the 8 looks like a set of balls so a quarter to eight would be 7:45). now if you take 7:45 and take 3:30 away it would leave you with 4: 15.
So... wouldn't 4:15 be half past a monkeys *** and a quarter till it's balls?
Any other ways to solve this?
2006-10-16 17:54:12 · 15 answers · asked by Waldo F 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
U need to see a doc
2006-10-16 17:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always have siad half past a monkeys A** and Quarter till his balls and he still didnt get non as my answer pretty much like saying get over what time it is because i didnt know... but if i look at it your way which i never have thought i would say your right..
but.... whats the price of tea in china Got to do with it,, Have a great day
2006-10-16 18:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by jlilmama420 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it would be 9:15, lol or maybe 9:30 is better. I think 12:30 would be half past his *** and quarter to his balls would be 12:15 so? **** it, I"m sleepy, let the damn monkey get a ******* watch!!
2006-10-16 18:02:46 · answer #3 · answered by Kellie W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Half Past A Monkeys ***
2017-01-12 21:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by houff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not a riddle or anything with a real answer. Its just a smart added response to the question "what time it is".
If you have an answer to this question then you probably also know the answer to " a freckle past a hair". You just need to know the location on a clock grid where the average person has freckles and hairs on their wrist.
Of course that is not the point, the point is to say " get a watch (or cell phone) and stop asking the time"!!
2017-04-13 10:36:18 · answer #5 · answered by Ray 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought 12 oclcok. A monkey's *** is at 6 oclock. Half past a monkey's *** would be 12p.
2014-06-08 08:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say that it is time to run fast and far, because if you are that close to a monkey's butt, you are a good target for flung poo.
2006-10-16 17:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by The Nag 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
add the two together and get 11:15 maybe
2006-10-16 17:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by davidd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Time to find yourself a hobby because if you have time to ponder questions like that your scaring me.
2006-10-16 17:58:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no there is no other way to solve this you solve it jsut as it need to be solved. I am impressed.ha ha
2006-10-16 17:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by lshndrl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋