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Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2006

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"My dad ran an insurance agency, but it wasn't making any money, so he burned it down" (Jerry Swallow)
"In kindergarten, i got my very own horse. Then someone shot him, so we had to break his leg." (Jerry Swallow)
"my aunt was cremated last week. My uncle suspects arson. (Jerry Swallow)
"I walked into the bank. I asked the teller if i could check my balance, he leans over and pushes me."
"My wife is a real immature woman. The other night during sex, we had a mutual orgasm, she yelled "JINX!" and punched me in the arm" (Jerry Swallow)"
"The other day i ran 5 miles. Then i stopped, and said, 'here lady. take your purse." (Emo Phillips)
"When i was a kid, i ran a lemonade stand. I charged 5 cents for the first cup, and 10 cents for the second cup. The second cup had the antedote." (Emo Philips)
"My ex-girlfriend..who shall remain nameless..if i'm ever left at her tombstone with a sandblaster..." (Emo Phillips)

2006-10-15 21:26:57 · 10 answers · asked by snafu1 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-15 21:26:04 · 2 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

I know that marco antonio solis sings the song, but does anyone know the name of the song that appear on that novela, thanks alot

2006-10-15 21:24:52 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Mine would be the Jaguar.

2006-10-15 21:24:16 · 31 answers · asked by mesun1408 6 in Comics & Animation

He may have been brought up in a jamaican ghetto but i very much doubt it, i think hes actually from berkshire or somewhere, so my question is... Is he down with the kids and a hip hop legend or simply a firsy class t w a t

2006-10-15 21:24:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-15 21:23:07 · 3 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 21:20:46 · 2 answers · asked by Havok's baby 1 in Music

CAPTAIN CAVE MAN? I used to love him when I was a kid.LOL.

2006-10-15 21:19:19 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope." replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.

Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied.

Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."

2006-10-15 21:19:01 · 6 answers · asked by snafu1 2 in Jokes & Riddles

My sis and I were watching Gremlins and couldn't remember what kills the evil little guys...I think sunlight was one of the things, but were there others? Thanks!

2006-10-15 21:18:48 · 16 answers · asked by Melissa L 5 in Movies

If I resrve a boxed set from a tv show (it is listed as one entry) is the entire set sent at the same time, or does each disc count seperatly?

Thankx

2006-10-15 21:17:46 · 2 answers · asked by compu s 1 in Movies

2006-10-15 21:15:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Did you vote for it? If not, what album would you have voted for?

2006-10-15 21:14:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

To eat the kind of things they do on fear factor?

2006-10-15 21:09:02 · 20 answers · asked by Ad Just 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 21:08:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Other than me, of course :)

2006-10-15 21:06:19 · 13 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 21:05:00 · 2 answers · asked by SerenaMXG 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 21:03:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ive recently had a cold which made my throat really itchy.
This is a big problem when I sing since (duh) my throat is itchy...
I know that drinking tea with lemon and honey and all of that is good for your throat but I sing in bars and nite clubs so its kinda difficult to get an order of tea in a bar!
Any suggestions as to what I can drink or use to sooth my throat in between sessions or before I sing?
I was told that a glass of sherry helps...but i dont want to take chances.
Please help!

2006-10-15 21:02:12 · 13 answers · asked by cuteangelshay 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-15 21:01:30 · 6 answers · asked by Martin the baby 6 in Television

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Nighty Night I love you !♥♥♥♥

2006-10-15 21:00:50 · 8 answers · asked by EMO cupcake 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 21:00:40 · 5 answers · asked by Sanjai S 1 in Music

2006-10-15 20:59:27 · 8 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

2 bounty hunters trying to find a song that has been illegally recorded by a delivery man

2006-10-15 20:56:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-15 20:53:44 · 10 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have $50 in quarters

2006-10-15 20:52:55 · 23 answers · asked by daehtihs 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 20:52:43 · 17 answers · asked by angel 4 in Horoscopes

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