Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2006

2006-10-15 21:59:33 · 16 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

" Ai Bia Jia Eh Ngia" is a Taiwanese traditional song.
what does it mean?
written by whom??

2006-10-15 21:59:32 · 5 answers · asked by Celine 2 in Music

In my opinion, hip hop died out in the early to mid-nineties. So who is the greatest old school group? Whodini, Run DMC, Beastie Boys? It could be just an MC, a DJ, whatever.

2006-10-15 21:58:48 · 8 answers · asked by DC_Taco 2 in Music

On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday ca$h I
need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold is
a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person.
I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to
worry about people getting pissed at me.

ME: "Hi, I'd like one seven layer burrito please, to go."
IT: "Is that it?"
ME: "Yep."
IT: "That'll be $1.04, eat here?"
ME: "No, it's *to* *go*." [I hate effort duplication.]

At his point I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it
kind of funny and

IT: "Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back."

He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within earshot. The
following conversation occurs between the two of them.

IT: "Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?"
MG: "No. A what?"
IT: "A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me."
MG: "Ask for something else, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A $2 BILL." [my emp]
IT: "Yeah, thought so."

He comes back to me and says

IT: "We don't take these. Do you have anything else?"
ME: "Just this fifty. You don't take $2 bills? Why?"
IT: "I don't know."
ME: "See here where it says legal tender?"
IT: "Yeah."
ME: "So, shouldn't you take it?"
IT: "Well, hang on a sec."

He goes back to his manager who is watching me like I'm going to
shoplift, and...

IT: "He says I have to take it."
MG: "Doesn't he have anything else?"
IT: "Yeah, a fifty. I'll get it and you can open the safe and get change."
MG: "I'M NOT OPENING THE SAFE WITH HIM IN HERE." [my emp]
IT: "What should I do?"
MG: "Tell him to come back later when he has REAL money."
IT: "I can't tell him that, you tell him."
MG: "Just tell him."
IT: "No way, this is weird, I'm going in back."

The manager approaches me and says

MG: "Sorry, we don't take big bills this time of night." [it was 8pm and
this particular Taco Bell is in a well lighted indoor mall with 100
other stores.]
ME: "Well, here's a two."
MG: "We don't take *those* either."
ME: "Why the hell not?"
MG: "I think you *know* why."
ME: "No really, tell me, why?"
MG: "Please leave before I call mall security."
ME: "Excuse me?"
MG: "Please leave before I call mall security."
ME: "What the hell for?"
MG: "Please, sir."
ME: "Uh, go ahead, call them."
MG: "Would you please just leave?"
ME: "No."
MG: "Fine, have it your way then."
ME: "No, that's Burger King, isn't it?"

At this point he BACKS away from me and calls mall security on the phone
around the corner. I have two people STARING at me from the dining area,
and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect. A few minutes later this
45 year oldish guy comes in and says [at the other end of counter, in a
whisper]

SG: "Yeah, Mike, what's up?"
MG: "This guy is trying to give me some [pause] funny money."
SG: "Really? What?"
MG: "Get this, a *two* dollar bill."
SG: "Why would a guy fake a $2 bill?" [incredulous]
MG: "I don't know? He's kinda weird. Says the only other thing he has
is a fifty."
SG: "So, the fifty's fake?"
MG: "NO, the $2 is."
SG: "Why would he fake a $2 bill?"
MG: "I don't know. Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?"
SG: "Yeah..."

Security guard walks over to me and says

SG: "Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you're trying to use."
ME: "Uh, no."
SG: "Lemme see 'em."
ME: "Why?"
SG: "Do you want me to get the cops in here?"

At this point I was ready to say, "SURE, PLEASE," but I wanted to eat,
so I said:

ME: "I'm just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this $2 bill."

I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I was taking a
swing at him. He takes the bill, turns it over a few times in his hands,
and says

SG: "Mike, what's wrong with this bill?"
MG: "It's fake."
SG: "It doesn't look fake to me."
MG: "But it's a **$2** bill."
SG: "Yeah?"
MG: "Well, there's no such thing, is there?"

The security guard and I both looked at him like he was an idiot, and it
dawned on the guy that he had no clue.

My burrito was free and he threw in a small drink and those cinnamon
things, too. Makes me want to get a whole stack of $2 bills just to see
what happens when I try to buy stuff. If I got the right group of
people, I could probably end up in jail. At least you get free food.

--

2006-10-15 21:56:47 · 8 answers · asked by snafu1 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I had what i think is a really good idea for a movie. bearing in mind i live in dudley, england, and not Hollywood, how can i try and sell my movie idea? obviously im not going to share the movie idea on here!!!! maybe ill just turn it into a novel....

2006-10-15 21:55:37 · 7 answers · asked by a.n.other 1 in Movies

I am a gemini... and i just read an msn link i was checking out about a love match between gemini and scoropi... and they said if gemini was faithful it may b a good match...!

which sign is the least faithful and the most would ya'll say??

2006-10-15 21:55:14 · 24 answers · asked by jones_linz 3 in Horoscopes

I'm not...

At least, not in the classic sense.

I never really got into watching all the movies.

How about you?

2006-10-15 21:52:02 · 23 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

i finally plucked up the courage to brave the tattooist's needle a couple of years ago, i got a dragon done to symbolize strength, as i was going through a rough time...... anyone else out there got interesting stories about why they got tattoo's, and what they got done ?

2006-10-15 21:51:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I am aware of the fact that I am posting this question on yahoo answers is somewhat paradoxical, or even hypocritical.

2006-10-15 21:50:39 · 8 answers · asked by hooverhumper22 3 in Polls & Surveys

I loved that show in the eighties. How many of you guys loved tuning in to it?

2006-10-15 21:50:00 · 13 answers · asked by daka 2 in Television

2006-10-15 21:46:05 · 7 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

it was a show aimed at young children, it had a white rabbit puppet, (possibly called Oscar ??? ) and the rabbit was always trying to outrun/outsmart a bat that kept trying to catch it... yeah - i know, it's hardly the question of the year.... but i'm curious to know..... so save all the 'grow up' comments for someone else please !!!

2006-10-15 21:46:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

KILL RICK
MY FATHER

2006-10-15 21:44:44 · 9 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm off to sleep now.
Start singin.......... pleeeeeeeease?

2006-10-15 21:44:01 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you could pick what the weather would be like, what would be your perfect kind of weather?

Mine,
Spring, Summer and Fall: 70 Degrees, cloudy with the chance of rain
Winter: 30 Degrees, Cloudy with the chance of lots of snow.

2006-10-15 21:41:58 · 20 answers · asked by Black N Gold Fan 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 21:39:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 21:39:18 · 13 answers · asked by Pyp 3 in Movies

2006-10-15 21:38:55 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am singing from childwood did many shows anchoring shows acting during school times during stay of 20 years of Indian Air force then in diffrent live bands orcchestera and now singing for shiv mandir bangalore released 5 bhajan albums with own lyrics

2006-10-15 21:36:57 · 6 answers · asked by vimal.pawar 1 in Movies

2006-10-15 21:35:30 · 26 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

I love the kyle and the burberry covered morons he has to endure every morning but how do you feel about him? oh and who loves the bald security guard with the tattoos? bet he could do me some serious damage!!

2006-10-15 21:35:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-15 21:33:55 · 4 answers · asked by big_poppa2x 3 in Movies

i mean, i want to get rid of people, meaning i don't want them to contact me anymore. an end to everything.

2006-10-15 21:33:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz something short and sweet

2006-10-15 21:32:46 · 3 answers · asked by Tani 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-15 21:30:57 · 5 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

Just watched the dvd last night... wish I hadn't. I didn't laugh once.

2006-10-15 21:30:34 · 6 answers · asked by chris_sensei2003 3 in Movies

im away for an operation.see you guys soon.wot was ur last hospital vist for?

2006-10-15 21:30:19 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies." He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

2006-10-15 21:27:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know she's an over-dramatic b**ch, but I just could not get enough of her. She should have her own show.

2006-10-15 21:27:35 · 4 answers · asked by hellojamie2006 1 in Television

2006-10-15 21:27:28 · 1 answers · asked by amber t 1 in Other - Entertainment