A man planned a hunting trip for one November morning. He got out of bed carefully as to not wake his sleeping wife. He quietly dressed, fixed his lunch and got in his truck. He opened the garage door, and saw that the roads were covered in snow and ice.
He went back into the house, turned on the TV to the weather and saw that the weather was going to be terrible all day. So, he decided against hunting.
He went out to his truck, put it back in the garage and went back in the house. He went to the bedroom, quietly undressed and got back into bed with his wife.
As he snuggled up next to her, he said, "The weather is terrible out there today."
His wife replied, "I know. Can you believe my stupid husband is out hunting in this crap?"
2006-10-14
06:06:21
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