Entertainment & Music - 14 October 2006

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife
goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah, right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The
wife
tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the
closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the
dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is
amazed.

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring
loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him, so she goes
to
the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon, and ties it around her
husband's testicles.

Amazingly it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom. As
he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a
blue
ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks
back
into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's
testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers "don't know where
we
were, or what we did, but, we took first and second place!"

2006-10-14 06:40:22 · 11 answers · asked by ridingthestorm_out 4 in Jokes & Riddles

which is worse, Trolls 2 or Dead Alive?

2006-10-14 06:40:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A man and his wife are in a bar. The wife keeps noticing that her husband is staring at a woman at the end of the bar. As the night goes on, the woman gets louder and more drunk. As the husband continues to stare at the woman, his wife asks him, "Why do you keep looking at that woman? Do you know her?"
The husband replies,"That's my ex-wife! We got divorced 7 years ago and I heard she started drinking after the divorce and hasn't stopped since!"
His wife stated, "7 YEARS??!! CAN YOU REALLY CELEBRATE THAT LONG??!!"

2006-10-14 06:39:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who hates Pimp my Ride UK? i think that Westwood, is such a poor presenter and is soawful, his punch lines are crap. I prefer the USA version as the presenter,is funny and appears a good laugh.He doesnt appear to be trying to hard to pretend to be a tough guy. Westwood, is an embarasement to himself and the UK version of the show... MTV REPLACE HIS ***!!.

2006-10-14 06:39:16 · 5 answers · asked by robynbiker 5 in Television

room dancing , or is it as bad as X factor ! Cheap Telly !!!

2006-10-14 06:38:49 · 13 answers · asked by Bill L 5 in Television

What comes next?

2006-10-14 06:38:20 · 16 answers · asked by brenda c 1 in Music

Two Buddhist monks were honored to meditate with a visiting monk. They met him on the other side of the lake from where they lived. Side by side, the three monks sat near a large lake, closed their eyes, and let the warmth of the sun wash over them as they focused on awareness and compassion.

Suddenly, the first monk stood and said, "My apologies, but I forgot my mat." He stepped onto the water in front of him and walked across the lake to a hut on the other side.

On his return, the second monk also stood. "I forgot to water the fern that grows near our hut." He then walked calmly across the water only to return the same way.

The visiting monk watched the first two carefully and wondered, "Is their learning so superior to mine?" Determined to test himself, he stood and walked to the water's edge. But when he stepped out, he promptly fell into the deep water with a splash.

Undeterred, the visiting monk climbed out of the water and tried again, only to sink into the water. Yet again he climbed out and yet again he tried, each time sinking into the water. This went on for some time as the other two monks watched.

After a while, the second monk turned to the first and said, "Do you think we should tell him where the stones are?"

2006-10-14 06:37:46 · 13 answers · asked by Laura D 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-14 06:37:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hope someone can find the name of this one.... It was on tv, but do not remember if it was a movie or a movie made for television, saw it in the late 70's or early 80's can't remember. Anyway i only remember parts of this movie, 1) one part was this women was in the shower and the little monsters would turn the light off and on, 2) they put something in her drink to make her sleepy so they could drag her down in a hole and last when they were dragging her in the hole she was a little conscious and grabbed a camera and was taking pictures of them for proof, and i guess it was her boyfriend was trying to get to her place before they got her but was too late she was gone when he got there. I know it is not much but really scared my brother and I, we did not know the name of the movie but we always called it "Sally and the 3 monsters", i guess her name was Salley. Sorry if its not a real good description but I only remember parts, it was weird. Thanks, if anyone can name this movie/show.

2006-10-14 06:37:38 · 10 answers · asked by Jneane K 1 in Movies

I'm trying to make a compiliation cd of great songs that feature the harmonica. HELP! thank you for any answers :)

2006-10-14 06:37:13 · 8 answers · asked by JohnwuzHere 1 in Music

This is not an interview

2006-10-14 06:36:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My wife was doing a jigsaw earlier and she asked " can you help me ? its a picture of a tiger" ....i told her "put the FROSTIES back in the box!!!!"

2006-10-14 06:36:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I love Teri Hatcher!!!!

2006-10-14 06:36:10 · 6 answers · asked by jeff g 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 06:36:02 · 12 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Polls & Surveys

anyone watch it?? ts pretty funny. which is your fav stores in them??

2006-10-14 06:34:56 · 12 answers · asked by sugarpie 2 in Television

i know she seeks profileing but why cant she be a housewife.
she rings all the media up to promote her profile if we want her we would ask.

2006-10-14 06:34:27 · 22 answers · asked by tonyinspain 5 in Celebrities

to me it just seems like thousand island dressing mixed with mayonnaise.

2006-10-14 06:34:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 06:34:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

take a picture of a woman of Cherokee heritage with hair-rollers?

2006-10-14 06:34:01 · 9 answers · asked by monsieurleblanc 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you know where I can find an MP3 of 1TYM songs? Thanks.

2006-10-14 06:33:47 · 4 answers · asked by Will 3 in Music

2006-10-14 06:32:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 06:31:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Inbred mutant hillbillies, aliens, serial killers, the living dead, the supernatural, or ???

2006-10-14 06:31:27 · 20 answers · asked by Chistiaŋ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 06:31:16 · 26 answers · asked by brenda c 1 in Music

hey guys
myspace.com/peacefulbloodshed
this is our band...we're two 14 year old boys...and yeah..we really want to make it big, but how should we go about it?
thanks in advance
bruno &hearts

2006-10-14 06:31:14 · 3 answers · asked by peaceful bloodshed 2 in Music

this is not an interview

2006-10-14 06:31:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He's the drummer from Mannheim Steamroller

2006-10-14 06:30:03 · 3 answers · asked by Maninblack 1 in Music

2006-10-14 06:29:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The song is from an advert where there were baboons climbing up buildings, lampost, signs and jumping on cars. any ideas?

2006-10-14 06:29:32 · 7 answers · asked by Ramerez 1 in Music

2006-10-14 06:29:25 · 17 answers · asked by Darth Jhon 3 in Jokes & Riddles