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YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!

2006-10-14 06:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

I doubt that... I think you got immunizations when you were a kid because those Evil Clown Doctors are rather cautious about those Rubber Chickens.
Well, I hope I didn't disappoint you by saying that you can't be a Rubber Chicken!

I was bitten by a Rubber Chicken once... It didn't hurt because their teeth are so soft, but damn was I worried! Fortunately, I am immune to it!

2006-10-14 13:43:11 · answer #2 · answered by misery 7 · 0 0

The same thing happened to me as a young lad, on my parents rubber chicken farm. There was one noticeable side effect. Every now and then I lay a plastic egg filled with super putty.

2006-10-14 13:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by weazalus 3 · 0 0

Funny. The same thing happened to me. That all will happen, and that's good, but the down side is that your toe nails will grow real fast too. Keep them clipped and you'll be OK. Relax, it's just a natural thing.

2006-10-14 13:41:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know about the beak, but there is a good possibility that you could sprout feathers and start shooting eggs out of your a-s-s.

2006-10-14 13:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get a lawyer and sue that darn chicken for personal damages.

2006-10-14 13:41:00 · answer #6 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0 0

nah, you're just too weird for that...i think that the poor chicken will dye soon.

2006-10-14 13:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by Taste the rainbow 5 · 0 0

Of course!!! You'll also start foaming at the mouth and you'll hate chick- fil-a!!!!

2006-10-14 13:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by ♥QT♥ 5 · 0 0

yeah u might bounce if u fall too

2006-10-14 13:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by the dynamic 5 · 0 0

yes you sure will

2006-10-14 13:41:45 · answer #10 · answered by annie 5 · 0 0

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