My wife was doing a jigsaw earlier and she asked " can you help me ? its a picture of a tiger" ....i told her "put the FROSTIES back in the box!!!!"
2006-10-14 06:36:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's GRRRRRREAT!
2006-10-14 08:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this version is better
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, "let's put all the Frosted
Flakes back in the box."
2006-10-14 14:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was a copy of the beckham joke saying how dumb beckham is.
It go's like this...
Beckham walked in one day said manager i can't seem to figure something out! Manager what is it beckham your doing perfectly well! beckham said But theres something till bothering me! Manager u can tell me anything beckham dont worry. beckham said Ok well you see brooklyn (his 3 year old son) brought home something differclut. Manager said oh really what is it beckham thats worrying you about the thing brooklyn brought home? Beckham said its this tiger puzzle i cant put my head around it i think theres a missing piece! Manager said put the corn flakes away beckham and lets discuss about u getting a new manager.
2006-10-14 14:07:34 · answer #3 · answered by London qirl . 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Siily Blondes, Tricks are....oh, never mind!!
See my joke of the day!
2006-10-14 13:39:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a bad one but i have heard better blonde jokes
2006-10-14 14:45:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha ... Everyone has their Blonde Moments...
2006-10-14 13:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love Blonde Jokes.... They are the best !!!!!
2006-10-14 13:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by Clints_wench 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee...........:)Dumb blonde wife....
2006-10-14 13:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by sunnyday4me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe awsome one i love it
2006-10-14 13:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was a good one
2006-10-14 14:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋