A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife
goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah, right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The
wife
tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the
closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the
dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is
amazed.
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring
loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him, so she goes
to
the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon, and ties it around her
husband's testicles.
Amazingly it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom. As
he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a
blue
ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks
back
into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's
testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers "don't know where
we
were, or what we did, but, we took first and second place!"
2006-10-14 06:40:22 · 11 answers · asked by ridingthestorm_out 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke>>>>joke of the day for me>>>>keep it up>>LMAO
2006-10-14 06:48:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That's awesome!
Good thing the woman hadn't tied the blue ribbon to the dog, otherwise the husband would have come in second place!
2006-10-14 14:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... and further adds , "I wonder somebody must have stolen the Medals attched to our Ribbons .....Were you also badly boozed last night?" Ha Ha Ha ...Ha Ha Ha .....Ha Ha Ha ............Ha Ha Ha.......Good one! Beleive me , Enjoyed after a long time!!
2006-10-14 13:49:20 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-14 15:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is a dog.
2006-10-14 13:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by 0_0 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha another one i haven't heard in years
2006-10-14 13:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-14 13:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Trinity♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as hell. too bad i can't share this at work.
2006-10-14 21:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not too bad
2006-10-14 13:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever, LOL!!!
2006-10-14 13:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋