A man and his wife are in a bar. The wife keeps noticing that her husband is staring at a woman at the end of the bar. As the night goes on, the woman gets louder and more drunk. As the husband continues to stare at the woman, his wife asks him, "Why do you keep looking at that woman? Do you know her?"
The husband replies,"That's my ex-wife! We got divorced 7 years ago and I heard she started drinking after the divorce and hasn't stopped since!"
His wife stated, "7 YEARS??!! CAN YOU REALLY CELEBRATE THAT LONG??!!"
2006-10-14 06:39:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha-ha-haw.....
So when we going to CELEBRATE?
lol
2006-10-14 06:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10
2006-10-14 13:40:30 · answer #2 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um nice try but 4 out of 10
2006-10-14 14:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by Kaiman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Yeah, I think that's pretty good. The only thing that I might change is to make it a man and his buddy, a woman and her friend, or someone talking to the bartender. Having it be the man's ex-wife talking to his current wife, it's too insulting having her give that punchline.
2006-10-14 13:43:11 · answer #4 · answered by Knathan the Knight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2?
2006-10-14 16:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
-18
2006-10-14 13:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by the dynamic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Party ain't over 'til all the booze is gone!! She's having a P A R T Y ! ! !
Good One!
2006-10-14 13:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 that was funny
2006-10-14 13:41:46 · answer #8 · answered by Gabby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok id say 5-10 maybe 6
2006-10-14 13:41:36 · answer #9 · answered by steelers_fan736 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a long sprint to a short hop into a shallow pool.
2006-10-14 13:42:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke is so funny i would say about 8/10
2006-10-14 13:59:11 · answer #11 · answered by marc_07_2003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋