Three Monks?

Question

Two Buddhist monks were honored to meditate with a visiting monk. They met him on the other side of the lake from where they lived. Side by side, the three monks sat near a large lake, closed their eyes, and let the warmth of the sun wash over them as they focused on awareness and compassion.

Suddenly, the first monk stood and said, "My apologies, but I forgot my mat." He stepped onto the water in front of him and walked across the lake to a hut on the other side.

On his return, the second monk also stood. "I forgot to water the fern that grows near our hut." He then walked calmly across the water only to return the same way.

The visiting monk watched the first two carefully and wondered, "Is their learning so superior to mine?" Determined to test himself, he stood and walked to the water's edge. But when he stepped out, he promptly fell into the deep water with a splash.

Undeterred, the visiting monk climbed out of the water and tried again, only to sink into the water. Yet again he climbed out and yet again he tried, each time sinking into the water. This went on for some time as the other two monks watched.

After a while, the second monk turned to the first and said, "Do you think we should tell him where the stones are?"

Answer 1

i don't know what the question is so I am going to say yes they should tell him where the stones are

Answer 2

Jesus and Moses were out playing golf one day and Jesus kept hitting the ball into the water hazard. Moses patiently parted the water and retrieved the ball for Jesus. Jesus repeated the difficult shot with the same result and Moses sighs and again parts the water and returns the ball.

Jesus insists he can make the shot and tries again with the ball landing in the middle of the water for the third time. Moses say's, "Sorry Jesus, but you get the ball yourself this time."

Jesus patiently walks across the water to get his ball. As he's doing this a group of golfers wanting to play through see this and say, "Who does that guy think he is...Jesus Christ?"

Moses sadly shakes his head and says, "NO! He thinks he's Arnold Palmer!"

Answer 3

That was hilarious....keep posting.

A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves

The first child stands and says, "My name is Mary Johnson."

"Thank you, Mary", says the teacher.

The second student says, "My name is Sam Smith."

"Thank you, Sam."

The third student says, "My name is Johnny Fuckhour."

The teacher is horrified, and tells Johnny that this type of language will not be allowed. He replies, "Honest, my name is Johnny Fuckhour. If you don't believe me, check up in the fifth grade where my brother is."

So the teacher walks up to the fifth grade class, and asks, "Do you have a Fuckhour in here?"

One boy stands in the back of the room and says, "Hell, no! We don't even get a nap hour in here!"

Answer 4

Cute joke but very old. I first heard it told using a priest, a rabbi and a minister.

Answer 5

Old joke but still funny

Answer 6

Great one...keep posting.

Answer 7

hahaha thats hilarious

Answer 8

heheheh>>>very funny>>>> you should tell more jokes>>>LOL

Answer 9

this joke was pretty good

Answer 10

hehehhehehehe