Subject: A Day At The Zoo
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>>A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
>>She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
>>He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through
>>the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback
>>gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on
>>the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted
>>and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously
>>excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.
>>The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
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>>He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by
>>puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the
>>gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the
dead.
>>Then the
>>husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a
little
>>more skin.
>>She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now...
>>Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
>>This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
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>>Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
>>flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
>>
>>"Now, tell him you have a headache."
2006-10-14
11:36:15
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