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Subject: A Day At The Zoo
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>>A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
>>She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
>>He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through
>>the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback
>>gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on
>>the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted
>>and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously
>>excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.
>>The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
>>
>>He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by
>>puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the
>>gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the
dead.
>>Then the
>>husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a
little
>>more skin.
>>She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now...
>>Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
>>This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
>>
>>Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
>>flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
>>
>>"Now, tell him you have a headache."

2006-10-14 11:36:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

Yeah.Thats what she has always been doing,flirting with hubby but when he wanted to get a little sthng sthng she always says 'i have a headache'.its hilarious!!

2006-10-14 12:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 0 0

Haha. DEFINITELY FUNNY!! the husband's getting her back for everytime she said "I have a headache."

2006-10-14 11:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

is it because she shoke toooooooo much or its because the gorilla was so crazyy that the gorilla would tear her apart or have ___ w/her or eat her

2006-10-14 11:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by <b>jello</b> 1 · 0 1

that was a good one that's what she gets!! payback is a bi*ch for all the headaches she had!!

2006-10-14 12:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by finenazfuk 3 · 0 0

hhahahahahaha

2006-10-14 13:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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