After the bandages come off & his face heals, the first day he goes out & goes to the Newstand and asks, "How Old Do You Think I Am? The guy says, "39" . No I'm 47 he replies. "Oh, you really look good for your age". He's on a roll and goes to McDonald's for breakfast. and asks the the kid behind the counter, "How old do you think I am? "29 " is the reply and he again says "No I'm 47". Wow, you really look good for your age says the kid. He finishes breakfast and goes to the bus stop to wait for his bus. There's a little old lady waiting there & he asks, "How old do you think I am?". She replies, "Oh, I don't know, I'm 85 my eyes aren't what they used to be, but when I was younger, if I played with a man's testicles for a minute or so, I could tell his age" With no one else there he says." OK why don't you try". She pulls down his zipper & goes to work & soon says 'OK I'm done, you're 47". He says, fantastic, how'd you do that?" she says " "I was standing behind you at McDonalds"
2006-10-14
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