After the bandages come off & his face heals, the first day he goes out & goes to the Newstand and asks, "How Old Do You Think I Am? The guy says, "39" . No I'm 47 he replies. "Oh, you really look good for your age". He's on a roll and goes to McDonald's for breakfast. and asks the the kid behind the counter, "How old do you think I am? "29 " is the reply and he again says "No I'm 47". Wow, you really look good for your age says the kid. He finishes breakfast and goes to the bus stop to wait for his bus. There's a little old lady waiting there & he asks, "How old do you think I am?". She replies, "Oh, I don't know, I'm 85 my eyes aren't what they used to be, but when I was younger, if I played with a man's testicles for a minute or so, I could tell his age" With no one else there he says." OK why don't you try". She pulls down his zipper & goes to work & soon says 'OK I'm done, you're 47". He says, fantastic, how'd you do that?" she says " "I was standing behind you at McDonalds"
2006-10-14 15:24:13 · 8 answers · asked by The professor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Be careful little mouth what you say..... because the little ears are everywhere!
That was soooo good! I am sitting here with tears streaming.
2006-10-14 15:38:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2006-10-14 23:11:55 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the little old lady cheated!
2006-10-15 00:01:42 · answer #3 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg hahahaha funny
2006-10-14 22:26:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LMOA!!!
oh well the guy wanted it..... ;)
2006-10-15 02:05:16 · answer #5 · answered by E-V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahha, that's funny
2006-10-14 22:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that was good every time i hear it.
2006-10-14 22:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jaw drops.
LOOOOOL!!!!
2006-10-14 22:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by cass 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋