Entertainment & Music - 12 October 2006

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .



(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)




Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)




Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

2006-10-12 06:03:57 · 12 answers · asked by City slicker 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-12 06:03:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 06:03:26 · 11 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think it's a good idea to have one?
Or do you think this holiday is bogus?

2006-10-12 06:03:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Little Johnny Jokes"

Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents` room.

Finally, one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah...well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again." The boy responds, "That won`t work!" His mom says, "Why not?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!

2006-10-12 06:03:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-12 06:02:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Railroad Crossing, Look Out For Cars. Can You Spell That Without Any R's?

2006-10-12 06:02:26 · 8 answers · asked by alicia_henderson85 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm not sure what the song is called, but it just came on the radio, and it goes something like this: I just wanna be with you, even if you gotta lie, i just wanna be with you

2006-10-12 06:02:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Dish is cheaper and I have never been impressed with Direct TV since they bought out Primestar

2006-10-12 06:01:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yes you would get the cool X-ray eyes, chain saw hands and stuff, But you'd still have that pesky no harm to humans program stuck inside you and you may get enslaved by humans for menial tasks................

2006-10-12 06:01:35 · 6 answers · asked by MaddDogg 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Has anyone been to a lecture given by Thomas F. Kelly or Morton B. Knafel, Professor of Music @ Harvard University???

The lecture: Igor Stravinsky's Disastrous Premiere of The Rite of Spring.

2006-10-12 06:01:33 · 6 answers · asked by modeledge 3 in Music

Take a look
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or
http://www.whatcelebswear.com/component/option,com_browse/task,celebrity/celebrity_id,331/

2006-10-12 06:01:29 · 10 answers · asked by Celebstyle11 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-12 06:01:02 · 2 answers · asked by shanipooh2004 1 in Movies

I heard the 'Harvest' alum, so I've already heard that one and loved it

2006-10-12 06:00:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmkyUb0rtBVCpVxE.DymFArsy6IX?qid=20061012095134AAhK0vK

2006-10-12 06:00:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 05:59:01 · 28 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Television

to you? I always have to ask! I so hate him.

2006-10-12 05:58:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Honestly? What the hell. I'm furious. I might punch a baby GOOSE. The first time I stick to the "rules" of this "Yahoo Answers" thing and do an actually SURVEY under the POLLS & SURVEYS category and I get blind sided with a violation. Well I'll be. Son of a b!tch!

2006-10-12 05:56:51 · 16 answers · asked by Alotta F 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 05:56:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

In other words, if a certain actor/actress you like is in a move, or a certain director directed it, will you automatically go see it, no matter the subject?

Conversely, will you NOT go see a movie because a particular actor/director is attached to it?

For myself, as a few examples, I will NOT go see anything with Johnny Knoxville, Adam Sandler, M. Night Shylmalan (sp?), or Sarah Jessica Parker attached to it. These are just a few, but, hey, I never claimed to be rational! LOL

What about you?

2006-10-12 05:56:04 · 11 answers · asked by apocalypso blues 5 in Movies

1. "...this is how life should be..." (off the "Progressive" car insurance commerical)

2. "...you had a bad day..." (from "American Idol"- plays when someone is voted off)

3. "...I rest in the shelter of your *love... wonder of you..." *I think so anyhow, heard on Air1

4. "...I love you more..." heard on Air1

5. "...I need you...you're all I'm living for..." heard on Air1

6. "....way/lay down..." Heard on Air1


Thanks for any answer(s) you can provide!

2006-10-12 05:55:29 · 4 answers · asked by bRiLa 4 in Music

i need to get tihs name the letters are (enedsgeer)
categorize is comedy

2006-10-12 05:55:04 · 9 answers · asked by lwanta2 1 in Other - Entertainment

personally i think seinfeld is the best sitcome ever.
ur thoughts, wots ur top 3

2006-10-12 05:55:00 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I cannot figgure out the name of who sings the song, "Jesus Takes The Wheel," or the weel. I LOVE that song - does anyone know the author's name!?

2006-10-12 05:54:32 · 17 answers · asked by I think... 6 in Music

and walked into the hospital for help.

pretty amazing it was on the news.

2006-10-12 05:53:47 · 5 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 05:53:14 · 13 answers · asked by keep~it~real 3 in Television

2006-10-12 05:53:10 · 17 answers · asked by I think... 6 in Polls & Surveys

but days lateer the girl leaves him without a kiss or good-bye?

2006-10-12 05:52:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

were any of you at the gathering this year?
I can't wait till next year, hopefully it won't monsoon again.
Twiztids the sh*t!

2006-10-12 05:52:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6yE6csX8hic&mode=related&search=

2006-10-12 05:51:42 · 9 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys