If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
2006-10-12 06:03:57 · 12 answers · asked by City slicker 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was cute! :)
Wish I was a pig too!!
2006-10-12 06:22:41 · answer #1 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's all funny but the strongest muscle in your body is your hart not your tongue.
2006-10-12 13:10:47 · answer #2 · answered by Zimbob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zimbob, your actually wrong, i mean can ur heart bend itself into many possitions without much effort?
but cool joke, heard it a few times tho
2006-10-12 13:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by tubs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read this before in an email forward... still funny!!!
2006-10-12 13:11:24 · answer #4 · answered by lilpinay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got this a few days ago in a forward .... know any facts abt a PENGUIN ? i luv penguins
2006-10-12 13:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-12 13:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... that's some good info.
2006-10-12 13:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang you must be a geniuse
good stuff
thanks for the info
2006-10-12 13:39:49 · answer #8 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it... all good info... more please........ would love to be a pig today or any other day.
2006-10-12 13:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2006-10-12 13:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋