there was this man, he had a horse named "Dick", he decided to go to the woods one day and gather some pecans, so he hitched up his horse with a satchel and started off to the woods. well upon leaveing the woods he caught a wild chicken, which they called a c**k in that day, so he put the c**k under his arm, he continued from the woods, where he had to cross a bridge. while on this bridge he met a guy that was coming to gather pecans as well, so the man asked him did he have any luck finding good ones, well the man replyed, sure let me show you some, forgetting that the c**k was under his arm, he raised it and the c**k went running away. The man then told the other, well if you would hold my "Dick", while I catch my c**k, I'll show you what size nuts I have.
So, was that a good joke or not?
2006-10-12
07:09:39
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