Entertainment & Music - 12 October 2006

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Heard this one?

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops........

2006-10-12 07:22:30 · 19 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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What city, in you opinion, is really unsafe to walk around?

When you mention the city, please tell us the state.

I would say Brunswick, NY

2006-10-12 07:21:25 · 33 answers · asked by DrPepper 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who's prettier?

http://www.eonline.com/On/GirlsNextDoor2/PictureGallery/index12.html

Who is prettier and who do you like more?
Holly , Bridgett, or Kendra?

2006-10-12 07:21:00 · 17 answers · asked by Wonderious 3 in Celebrities

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who are the best metal band in the world?

2006-10-12 07:20:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Do you save them for last or eat them first?

the deformed m&ms in the bag..

2006-10-12 07:19:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is good dipped in chocolate?

2006-10-12 07:19:41 · 37 answers · asked by MalibuSun 2 in Polls & Surveys

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How high is the flying bird?

2006-10-12 07:19:14 · 10 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What are good bands music to download?

Any band rock, punk, grunge, goth, emo.

2006-10-12 07:19:12 · 14 answers · asked by riotgerrl 1 in Music

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Do you like your spaghetti with.....?

meat sauce or

meat balls ??

2006-10-12 07:19:03 · 26 answers · asked by bye bye 5 in Polls & Surveys

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what is the best rock single ever released?

i think its Hey Jude with revolution on the b side

2006-10-12 07:19:03 · 13 answers · asked by jjayflash9 3 in Polls & Surveys

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BooHoo, what am I gonna do?

I lost my *suga-pop* to a pencil neck geek

2006-10-12 07:18:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What should I be 4 Halloween from these 3 ideas?

Goldilocks--a yellow costume!
Dorothy--a blue costume!
Lil Bo Peep--a pink costume!

2006-10-12 07:18:11 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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What is a good name for my German Shepherd?

2006-10-12 07:18:06 · 25 answers · asked by MalibuSun 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Can you make a candle out of your own earwax ?

2006-10-12 07:17:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What would you take with you if you were stranded on an island?

What one thing would you take with you if you knew you'd be stranded on a island for the rest of your life?

2006-10-12 07:17:53 · 16 answers · asked by farmergyrl23 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like nuts or without nuts?

2006-10-12 07:17:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if u'r destined to be a superhero??

who do u want to be?? and what superpowers would u like to have??

2006-10-12 07:17:32 · 9 answers · asked by salmon_ella 4 in Comics & Animation

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Why is it ?

Why is it when someone shoots Superman he can stop the bullets, but when someone throws a gun at him he ducks down ?

2006-10-12 07:17:19 · 32 answers · asked by Northernbloke 3 in Movies

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May I throw spinach at your open mouth?

2006-10-12 07:17:14 · 12 answers · asked by TropicalSun 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Rose Tyler's blue top from Doomsday-- where from?

In Doctor Who's latest series with David Tennant in the last episode 'Doomsday', Rose Tyler (Billie Piper) is wearing a blue 'jumper/cardigan with a hood. It looks soft and fluffy and is kind of deep sky blue.
It's gorgeous.
Does anyone know where you can find one? Or who the designer is?
I know at the start of the series she wore a lot of Punk Fish clothes but I don't think its Punky fish design.

2006-10-12 07:16:19 · 2 answers · asked by Fayth 2 in Television

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Vanessa Anne Hudgens?

2006-10-12 07:15:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Why do people burn popcorn in microwaves at work?

They put the bag in there for five minutes and walk away.......

2006-10-12 07:15:48 · 11 answers · asked by TropicalSun 5 in Polls & Surveys

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I'm looking for the French version of The trouble with Angels?

2006-10-12 07:14:50 · 2 answers · asked by REAL DE MONTREAL 1 in Movies

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riddle, if u solve it first u get best answer!?

A small boy lived in a large flat with 32 floors.
He lived on the 32nd floor and every day when he went out he would go down to the ground floor using the lift the leave. When he got back he would go to the 16th floor then use the stairs up to 32nd. Why did he do this?
(all the buttons worked)

2006-10-12 07:14:46 · 18 answers · asked by speshal_wun 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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