A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops........
2006-10-12 07:22:30 · 19 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The mummy looks up at him and says" Thanks for stopin my colffin!"
I remember this joke from my grandpa who recently passed away! Thank you for reminding me of a wonderfull memory of my best friend!
2006-10-13 06:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by Baby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oooh. People have been shot for much less. How could you. I even gave you the benefit of the doubt from my Viewing Boris Karloff Movies Days.
2006-10-12 14:25:54 · answer #2 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man....I couldn't help but laugh at that! This one's going around the office, that's for sure.
2006-10-12 14:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by Drewood 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EH???.... mmmm, you're telling me that the coffin was coughing? EH? HAHAHAHAHAHA.... Even though I didn't think your joke was funny, I thought YOU WERE funny for coming-up with this joke. HAHAHAHA.... thnks =)
.......bump
.......bump...::cough:::cough::cough::
......bump...
2006-10-12 14:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by L!LO 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
R O F L M A O!!!
That was great!
2006-10-12 14:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by Sillira 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should really see a doctor about that!
2006-10-12 14:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH!!! :DDDD
I'd seriously never heard that before. Love it! Thank you.
2006-10-12 14:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by xtragicallyxbeautifulx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, heard it before.
2006-10-12 14:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you have too much time on your hands
2006-10-12 14:26:49 · answer #9 · answered by steve c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that made me burst into laughter...that was a good one!
2006-10-12 14:27:07 · answer #10 · answered by Randomgal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋