there was this man, he had a horse named "Dick", he decided to go to the woods one day and gather some pecans, so he hitched up his horse with a satchel and started off to the woods. well upon leaveing the woods he caught a wild chicken, which they called a c**k in that day, so he put the c**k under his arm, he continued from the woods, where he had to cross a bridge. while on this bridge he met a guy that was coming to gather pecans as well, so the man asked him did he have any luck finding good ones, well the man replyed, sure let me show you some, forgetting that the c**k was under his arm, he raised it and the c**k went running away. The man then told the other, well if you would hold my "Dick", while I catch my c**k, I'll show you what size nuts I have.
So, was that a good joke or not?
2006-10-12 07:09:39 · 23 answers · asked by chris f 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-12 07:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was the bert joke ever. i took it to school and my art,maths teachers and everyone else laught so hard no one could eat lunch.
keep it up with the jokes
but becarful with the words
u never now if kids are on this!
2006-10-12 15:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard too many like that to laugh
2006-10-12 07:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was a very good joke. lol. My mom laughed harder then i did and that kinda scared me.
2006-10-12 07:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by Dustin Schneider 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is another similar joke http://www.pecanworld.com/JOKES.htm
2006-10-13 12:25:58 · answer #5 · answered by doug1kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one....
."How cold is it Out?"
It was so cold , "I saw a lawyer put his hands in his own pockets"
2006-10-12 07:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by laney45 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahha!!! all the way
2006-10-12 07:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!! That was funny... I was laughing so hard I cried
2006-10-12 07:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by Seantell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg hahahahahahahahahaa
2006-10-12 07:12:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all,,,,,,,,,,,,
I had the best joke of the day.......already.
2006-10-12 07:12:02 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋