Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2006

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

2006-10-11 16:23:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

or am i just another level 7 schmoe?

2006-10-11 16:23:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a 2nd hand store ,and a flea market.
Is there a difference?

2006-10-11 16:23:23 · 7 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am a Charmedaholic. I still watch all the reruns & my husband says he is going to give me the dvds of all the seasons that are available for Xmas. My profile has alot of Charmed stuff on it. I like the supposed series ender, but I know like me there were other Charmed fans who were dissapointed that Prue was not brought back from the dead like "Grams" & "Mom" & even "Cole" in any episodes after she left. There's got to be some ink left in the pen for a comback mini series. What do you think?

2006-10-11 16:23:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-11 16:22:57 · 8 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 16:22:45 · 8 answers · asked by a_eaglebabie30 1 in Music

I like AJ. I think that she will win, but I also like the twins.

2006-10-11 16:22:12 · 11 answers · asked by ♥wOwZs♥ 3 in Television

a man was driving down the road and saw a sign that said " The sisters of St. Francis Cat House 10 miles ahead on right" the man thought to himself, "that can't be right" he kept driving and he saw another sign that said it again only 5 miles, "I must be seeing that wrong" he said to himself, then another sign came by and said Turn right ahead for The sisters of St. Francis Cat House the man thought well i am going to see what this is, so he pulls up to what looks like a big convent, he goes to the door and says " iwould like to take part in your services today" the nun opens the door wide and says come on in, give your money to the lady at the window and walk back to the back room and go on in. so he gives the nun his money and walks back and opens the door, to his surprise he is outside again and sees at sign that reads " YOU JUST BEEN F***ED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS"

I LOVE THAT ONE...

2006-10-11 16:22:09 · 11 answers · asked by nascar_cr8zy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

how did they come about being atheists to begin with? did they just declare that they are atheists one day? are they supposed to be considered smart and intellectuals?

2006-10-11 16:22:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 16:21:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Willa Ford and Jerry Springer was in the bottom 2 but Willa Ford was kicked off. That was not fair. Jerry Springer should of went home, not Willa. She is a much better dancer than Jerry Springer. Just my opinion.

2006-10-11 16:21:20 · 4 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 16:21:16 · 8 answers · asked by stimply 5 in Polls & Surveys

If anyone knows PLEASE let me know!!!!!

2006-10-11 16:20:40 · 14 answers · asked by Neea_Gastino 3 in Television

There is a 5 in the circle of the fantastic 4 on their outfits/uniforms. There should be a 4 in the circle.

2006-10-11 16:19:55 · 5 answers · asked by Maureen758 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-11 16:19:18 · 11 answers · asked by stimply 5 in Polls & Surveys

(thank God it's not an I.Q. contest, there would be no winner)

2006-10-11 16:19:03 · 27 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Celebrities

2006-10-11 16:18:10 · 4 answers · asked by Gigi 1 in Movies

What would be the wise choice? If you had the option of purchasing a 1996 Taylor 912CE guitar in excellent condition - or a 2006 Taylor 814CE guitar (pretty much new) for practically the same price - which one would be the wiser choice to buy?

2006-10-11 16:17:59 · 8 answers · asked by threeeyedshadow 2 in Music

Have any of you ever been to a concert? And if you have, who was it? Did you like it? When was it? Just wondering.

2006-10-11 16:17:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ok theres this song that i used to like alot (a woman sings it) i remember always listening to it in the lates 90's but i dont remember nothing (The beat, The words, nothing except that i remeber something like her talking about a poor family and she's talking about a dress and a baby and stuff like she cant barley feed the baby and stuff like that and i ghavent heard it in forever so if you know what im talking about can you please help me !
thank you,
Tamara

2006-10-11 16:16:46 · 10 answers · asked by Tamara J 2 in Music

Someone knows?
In the previews of the next episode show him cryin

2006-10-11 16:16:44 · 13 answers · asked by EryKha 2 in Television

It had to do with the Samba. He danced on October 11th.

2006-10-11 16:16:41 · 2 answers · asked by star 1 in Music

2006-10-11 16:16:23 · 10 answers · asked by aaron 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 16:16:20 · 12 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm in 8th grade and have a science/ physics problem...

my teacher is requiring the class including my group (group of 3 boys and me) to do a science project based on sound and light.

vibrations/mirrors/ reflection...

DO YOU HAVE ANY THEME SUGGESTIONS on what you would like to see in a sound and light show?, please help!!!

2006-10-11 16:15:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would guess Scorpio would be tops, but which comes next and so forth until you get to the least amount of sex drive?

2006-10-11 16:15:19 · 14 answers · asked by d1jensen 2 in Horoscopes

I really need help with this show...what the !@#$ is going on, I just started watching it this season...does it make sense to go back aand watch season 1 & 2...it iseems that it would confuse me even more, is their a point ot this show, or is it going to be a dream like that entire season of Dallas???

2006-10-11 16:15:08 · 12 answers · asked by O Jam 3 in Television

2006-10-11 16:14:32 · 12 answers · asked by Gigi 1 in Movies

She brought her boyfriends balls.

2006-10-11 16:13:28 · 7 answers · asked by schlepp 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Shakin' like a leaf on a tree?
'Cause he was lean, mean, and big and bad?
Pointin' that gun at you?

2006-10-11 16:13:15 · 14 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Polls & Surveys