A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
2006-10-11 16:23:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My friends will love to hear this one. I got a joke for you.
There is a blonde sleeping on a plane waiting for it to take off. A politician sits next to her, wakes her up and asks if she wants to play a game. she says sure. the politician says i'll ask you a question and if you can't answer it you give me five dollars, then you ask me a question and if i can't answere it i'll give you five hundred dollars. So the politician allows her to go first. She says "what goes up the hill on three legs and comes down on four." The politician thinks to himself and cant answer. meanwhile the blonde dozes off again. so the politician gets out his laptop and starts digging for the answer, but cant find it. he calls up some of his buddys but they don't know the answer either. about this time the blonde wakes up. The politician admits that he has been beaten and gives her five hundred dollars. just before getting off the flight he asks her "what does go up the hill on three legs and comes down on four." The blonde replies "I don't know, here's five dollars"
2006-10-11 17:06:03 · answer #1 · answered by lil miget_festiva 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nun And Bus Driver Joke
2017-01-16 13:12:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
right here' s one for you :- a guy climbed aboard a city bus and develop into hoping that every person on the bus could comprehend the place Nelson highway develop into . He sat beside a male passenger and asked the guy , " do you comprehend the place Nelson highway is ? " The passenger suggested , " Oh ! optimistic ! in basic terms watch me and get off this bus 4 stops earlier I do ! "
2016-10-02 05:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one so many times.. but like the little johnny jokes, it never gets old ROFL 10/10
2006-10-11 16:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard this one but can't wait to repeat it!
2006-10-11 17:00:21 · answer #5 · answered by Christina 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG I think I just hurt myself laughing so hard. I can't wait to tell this one to someone. Thanks for the laugh!!
2006-10-11 16:40:13 · answer #6 · answered by Just Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
golden oldie
2006-10-11 21:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha........hilarious.....
but, my mind traced and informed me that the joke has been read a few days ago...
2006-10-11 16:42:10 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2006-10-12 04:45:15 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get it where you can I guess.
funny
2006-10-11 17:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋