Entertainment & Music - 10 October 2006

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"

2006-10-10 10:56:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What song puts that sparkle in your eye and sets your heart a yearnin.? Why?

When I hear "Into the Mystic", (the original by Van Morrison) I want to turn the lights down low and slow dance with my man.

2006-10-10 10:56:00 · 7 answers · asked by Pepper's Mommy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Anybody spotted a Christmas tree yet?

Where??

2006-10-10 10:55:50 · 20 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2 in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone know where i can find free muic downloads?

2006-10-10 10:55:37 · 7 answers · asked by kansasbiker 1 in Music

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Can you please tell me Why?

2006-10-10 10:55:34 · 11 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think Rory from Gilmore Girls is pretty?

2006-10-10 10:55:28 · 20 answers · asked by Nicky ForYou 1 in Celebrities

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free listen to sad song by oasis?

2006-10-10 10:55:21 · 6 answers · asked by Alan J 1 in Music

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I'm looking for the artist who sang a song called True Companion?

2006-10-10 10:55:00 · 2 answers · asked by Cindy K 1 in Music

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funny as heck Flintstones cartoon freed doing Wilma?

2006-10-10 10:54:42 · 5 answers · asked by sean m 1 in Comics & Animation

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So if I get 50 answers???

Right, do I understand this right? If I get 50 answers to a question and every single person gives me a thumbs up then I get 50 points?
1 point per thumbs up?

......but I don't lose any for a thumbs down?
shouldn't we be able to lose them as well?

2006-10-10 10:54:22 · 9 answers · asked by terry d 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you think he did?

called my ex and told him I had got a new car....and that I was going to be over drawn....if he would put some money in my account.....he asked how much I told him 20,000.....He put it in my account....How funny is that

2006-10-10 10:54:10 · 18 answers · asked by just2wild4ya 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who does the voice of Elmo?

2006-10-10 10:53:33 · 8 answers · asked by Amber H 2 in Television

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What were you doing before you sat down at the computer?

2006-10-10 10:53:04 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Most of the time, you listen to your inner....?

a) Angel
b) Devil

2006-10-10 10:53:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have ever had to use paper towels or newspaper for toilet paper?

Because you ran out or were camping out!

2006-10-10 10:52:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Razr Owners.....?

If you own a Razr,Do you just love your razr to death??I own one and I love it too death!!

2006-10-10 10:52:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you hear the one about the Special Olympics?

Nevermind. It's Retarded.

2006-10-10 10:52:52 · 9 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Answer this for me about Grey's Anatomy?

I have never seen the show, kinda get the premise. In the video by The Fray, who carries Izzy to a chair and consoles her. Is this a love interest now? I know the guy she's crying over is the patient she feel in love with. Thanks.

2006-10-10 10:52:45 · 8 answers · asked by brandiwhine 4 in Television

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do you like?

having company at your house ?

2006-10-10 10:52:15 · 5 answers · asked by evian 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know what a "touton" is -- I do...it is a reg ional thing but I want to see how spread out it is

so tell me if you think you know and what area you are from.....If you want me to tell you after...just ask and I will post...

2006-10-10 10:51:12 · 3 answers · asked by abc 2 in Polls & Surveys