There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.
A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"
2006-10-10 10:56:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's freakin hilarious!!!
Did you make that up..cuz I haven't heard it b'fore??
Thanx 4 Sharing....
Keep em coming!!!
2006-10-10 11:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale from 1 to 10, I'll give it a 7.
2006-10-10 18:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by 飞行高 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha, that's pretty hilarious! Probably the best joke I've read all day!
2006-10-10 18:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by That One Chick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Very funny
2006-10-10 18:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooooooooh fool. you been FALLEN lately.lol.please keep tellin those and keep em coming
2006-10-10 18:00:52 · answer #5 · answered by polly! :) Hahahahaha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-10 18:30:11 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I like it
2006-10-10 17:59:57 · answer #7 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just a smile
2006-10-10 18:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe gud1
2006-10-10 17:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by iLoVeD&mE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Opps!!
That was funny!! :)
2006-10-10 17:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋