one day little jimmy came home from school with homework,little jimmy had to make a speech on how apes protect themselves, and what they eat.well he had no idea what the answer to either of them was so he asked around
first he asked his dad how they protect themselves, he said 'well jimmy, they have strong teeth' anything else? asked jimmy. his father not thinking he would take him seriously he said 'and they rip your nuts off if they get mad at you!'
well jimmy took him seriously and jotted it down in his notebook.
next he asked his mother what they eat, and being the 50's like woman she was, she thought people still used gay to mean 'happy'. and replied 'well deary, they eat nuts and bannanas to keep them gay and full!' he jotted all of this down.
the next day it was jimmys turn to read his speech to the class room.and his parents were listening
' apes are realy gay animals, they eat nuts and bannanas. they protect themselves by biting and ripping your nuts off!'
2006-10-10
11:19:58
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