A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on
autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be
capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no
sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead
man's anus, and then licks it.
He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of
them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck
my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index.
2006-10-10 11:21:43 · 20 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very Funny!
2006-10-12 02:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eyes
2006-10-10 11:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol awesome trick. But I like my eyes they r like so hard 2 figure out even my friend since the fourth (now I'm 13 and they r 15)can't figure me out. It's awesome they say there like steel doors with no combination. That can come in handy when where playing truth or crap.
2006-10-10 11:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by outlandishb13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His lips, diverse factors of his physique are negotiable yet i'd like a guy with a great smile and evil grin - somebody with finished lips yet not so great they seem a females mouth.
2016-11-27 20:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa.. LOLOLOLO! thats a funny one. He didn't exspect you to lick your finger at all!..you so funny! You just made a name for yourself !
2006-10-10 11:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have quite the sense of humour.
2006-10-10 11:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorite part of my body are my eyes. I think men's favorite part are the juggernauts(LOL)
2006-10-10 11:28:57 · answer #7 · answered by elease06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke but I've always thought it was a good one.
2006-10-10 11:24:18 · answer #8 · answered by medic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
JeJe thats clever!!!!!!!
I like my hips, because My Hips Don't Lie
2006-10-10 11:41:14 · answer #9 · answered by rogue_roque 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! My fav part is my lips. I've been told that they're pretty.
2006-10-10 11:29:50 · answer #10 · answered by lilnell_12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋