1. How far can a dog run into the woods?
2. There's a turtle trying to cross a four lane highway,
Take "F" out of "forward" take the "F" out of "way" what do you get?
3. Two sets of father and son go fishing one day. at the end of the day everyone has only one fish, but their are only 3 fish. How is that?
4. What do you call a dead blond in the closet?
5. What do most rich men have that some poor men don't want,
It's greater than God, and if you eat it you'll starve to death?
6. Name a King and Queen that wears the same cloths everyday.
7.What do you get if you mix an elephant and a rhino?
8. What can you tell a woman with coon eyes? (two black eyes)
9. What holiday is Febuary 30th?
10. Unscramble these words and leave one letter unused... ____________ is a complete and utter waste of time and energy!!!!
Letters to use... (sasoahwnoeyrf)
2006-10-07
02:42:56
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