1. How far can a dog run into the woods?
2. There's a turtle trying to cross a four lane highway,
Take "F" out of "forward" take the "F" out of "way" what do you get?
3. Two sets of father and son go fishing one day. at the end of the day everyone has only one fish, but their are only 3 fish. How is that?
4. What do you call a dead blond in the closet?
5. What do most rich men have that some poor men don't want,
It's greater than God, and if you eat it you'll starve to death?
6. Name a King and Queen that wears the same cloths everyday.
7.What do you get if you mix an elephant and a rhino?
8. What can you tell a woman with coon eyes? (two black eyes)
9. What holiday is Febuary 30th?
10. Unscramble these words and leave one letter unused... ____________ is a complete and utter waste of time and energy!!!!
Letters to use... (sasoahwnoeyrf)
2006-10-07 02:42:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-07 02:48:15 · update #1
make that 30 minutes
2006-10-07 02:56:42 · update #2
tic toc tic toc
2006-10-07 03:01:06 · update #3
Here you go....
1 halfway then he's running out 2 there's no "F" in way!!! 3 grandfather dad son 4the winner of last years hide and seek contest 5 Nothing 6 king and queen of hearts 7 hellifiknow 8nothing you done told her twice 9there is no febuary 30th 10 yahoo answers
2006-10-07 03:11:04 · update #4
4. the hide and seek champion of the world
7. elephino (Hell if I know)
2006-10-07 02:59:59 · answer #1 · answered by Yahoo!_Points_Whore 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
1. it can only go in halfway because after halfway, it is starting to come out.
3. Grandfather, Father, Son
5. Caviar
6. The king and Quenn on a deck of cards.
9. There is no Febuary 30th
2006-10-07 02:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 halfway, after that he will be running out of it
2 wtf?
3. grandson-father-son, all one family
4 last year's hide and seek winner!!
5 nothing
6 the king and queen of hearts
7 a hellifhino
8 nothing, you already told her twice
9 doesn't exist, there are only ever 29 days in feb.
10 ....don't know
2006-10-07 02:55:32 · answer #3 · answered by notbreda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3. Father, son and grandson
5. Nothing
6. the king and queen on a deck of cards
9. There is no holiday on February 30th because there is no February 30th
2006-10-07 02:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. H 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. halfway then he will be running out of it.
2. orward way
3. there was a grandfather father and son.
4. dont know
5. GREED
6. king and queen in a chess set
7. rhinphant
8. yes master
9. there is no febuary 30 it feb 29 that is the leap day
10. dont know
2006-10-07 02:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by jackrab 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. halfway
2. there's no f'n way
3. Grandfather, father son
4. champion hide and seek player
5. nothing
6. king and queen in a deck of cards
7.
8. nothing you haven't told her twice
9.
10.
2006-10-07 03:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3. Man, his father and his son.
5. Nothing
6. Kings and Queens of Clubs, of Spades, of Diamonds and of Hearts.
2006-10-07 02:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by no one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. as far as it wants to
2. wayword
3. a grandfather a father and a son
4. last years hide and seek champion
5. nothing
6.king ang queen in cards
7. hellifino-my sister told me this one like last year
8. nothing you already told her twice
9. there is no such thing as Feburary 30
10. i cant even guess this one
2006-10-07 02:59:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. have way
2. what?
3. 3 generations, dad, kid, grandpa
4. quiet
5. jobs
6. king and queen of hearts
7. bad
8. u already told her twice
9. there is no feb, 30
10 im too lazy for that
2006-10-07 03:01:29 · answer #9 · answered by writergirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think #4 is the hide and seek champion of 2000 LOL good questions
2006-10-07 02:55:41 · answer #10 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 - Grandfather, Father and son.
8 - Nothing. You've already told the b*tch twice...
2006-10-07 02:51:07 · answer #11 · answered by Momma Jette 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋