Entertainment & Music - 6 October 2006

HERES ONE:
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Goal! One all." The old boy farts again. "Goal! I'm ahead 2-1."
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Goal! 2 all."
The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not be out done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and shits in the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides!"

2006-10-06 04:48:12 · 13 answers · asked by Vixz06 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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What do you think of O.A.R.'s song "Love and Memories"??

2006-10-06 04:48:00 · 2 answers · asked by $C3N3 . FR3$H 5 in Music

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should i move my coffee shrine...??

....to my media room, or keep running down and up the stairs to get another cup from the kitchen?

2006-10-06 04:47:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What Donovan song was this?

"When sundown pales the sky, I want to hide a while,behind your smile, and everywhere I'd look, your eyes I'd find."

2006-10-06 04:47:05 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Music

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Do you believe that the Squid is mightier than the sword?

I would think so!

2006-10-06 04:47:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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with what nickname do you call your b/f,g/f,spouse??

2006-10-06 04:46:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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why do you enjoy ruining someone's day or fun?

are you that small of a person that the only way you can feel big or important is by ruining it for someone else? do you have any idea just how pathetic that makes you?

2006-10-06 04:46:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Were you a DC kinda kid? Or did you always Marvel your way through life?

2006-10-06 04:46:42 · 23 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Comics & Animation

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If I came to shoot this place up, who here would you use as a human sheild??

I WOULD USE THE DISCOVERY TUNNEL!!!!!

2006-10-06 04:46:41 · 11 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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who sang Knights in White Satin?

2006-10-06 04:46:28 · 33 answers · asked by Eric C 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How do I dismantle this bear trap, am I going to have to eat through my leg?

And what swine left one outside Princess Margarets' window?

2006-10-06 04:46:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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There's a song on the TV they been playing quite a bit for some shows...?

The song is from the 60's, or 70's I think. I am not sure who it is singing it. But it goes something like Time, Time. It was for a commercial for a show on NBC, and played at the beggining of Supernatural. I think the band singing it may be the Rolling Stones but not sure. Thanks for the input.

2006-10-06 04:46:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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How many of u r celebrating THANKSGIVING this weekend?

I'm from Ontario,Canada. So Happy Thanksgiving.

2006-10-06 04:45:57 · 9 answers · asked by wallsuds 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Who else thinks that Howard the Duck was totally underestimated as a super hero?

Do not say I'm quackers. I seriously loved this dude.

2006-10-06 04:45:34 · 16 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Comics & Animation

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favorite music?

whats the best song/band u know??
alternative rock?

2006-10-06 04:44:27 · 17 answers · asked by sweet18apparatus 4 in Music

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Do you honestly think Batman could kick Superman's @ss?

pfffffffft.......come on. He doesn't have superhuman powers! Get real.

2006-10-06 04:43:54 · 40 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Comics & Animation

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Is there a name for this?

When you smile at everything a person says, your whole body gets this warmness and a bunch of small shivers up your back, but your not in love YET. It's a little soon for that. What's this called?

2006-10-06 04:43:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Anybody tired of all those school shootings?

2006-10-06 04:43:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know that it is a beautiful world, but you just can't see it right now?

2006-10-06 04:43:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys