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Entertainment & Music - 2 October 2006

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Right now im feeling low,and ugly!!! He dumped me!
What do u think? do i need to loose some weight??
Im 23 and live at home with my parents still! Heres my pic of me and my mom.....

http://static.flickr.com/42/79504848_9a2004bfbf_o.jpg

hayley1125@yahoo.com

2006-10-02 13:06:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France (surprise!).

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose two geese, so one moose, two meese? Doesn't it seem crazy, that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

P.S. Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?

2006-10-02 13:06:02 · 12 answers · asked by blahhblahhhblahahh 4 in Jokes & Riddles

most of the 'local' stations are about 50 miles away. i bought an amplified indoor antenna, but i'd like to SEE the programs clearly, not just HEAR them. with the baseball playoffs coming up, i'm desperate for any good advice to improve reception. (satellite is not an option.) thanks in advance, i don't want to have to sit in a sports bar to see the twins win it all in 2006.

2006-10-02 13:05:49 · 3 answers · asked by patzky99 6 in Television

I really like pouring hot wax on my finger nails and hands and thought I might try cutting

Whats the best place for a first cut and safe way to do it?

2006-10-02 13:05:30 · 15 answers · asked by HeLlO 1 in Polls & Surveys

What is the next letter in the sequence ottffss_?

2006-10-02 13:05:11 · 8 answers · asked by Kevin RM 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Reach 7,777 points? Will the world come to an end? Will confetti fall from the ceiling? Will they need to use some type of explosive to remove me from my chair? I think my butt is permanently molded to it......

2006-10-02 13:05:01 · 7 answers · asked by Autumn BrighTree 6 in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering.

2006-10-02 13:04:58 · 2 answers · asked by ~beauty~ 3 in Music

Dont lie.

2006-10-02 13:04:46 · 14 answers · asked by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 13:04:40 · 5 answers · asked by cremcharl 3 in Television

2006-10-02 13:04:04 · 4 answers · asked by cremcharl 3 in Television

is the sexist man alive

2006-10-02 13:03:58 · 6 answers · asked by smiley 4 in Music

beatle? (u know the beatles)

2006-10-02 13:03:23 · 14 answers · asked by 4theband 2 in Music

i have a great idea for a cartoon and have made the script etc. but i can't find an artist (as my drawing skills are pretty bad.) any idea on how i can go about finding someone.

2006-10-02 13:02:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anon 2 in Television

2006-10-02 13:01:52 · 2 answers · asked by sexy luv 1 in Television

2006-10-02 13:01:41 · 2 answers · asked by Coleen E 1 in Celebrities

Points to the one who can get this right. I cant remember what percentage of students it was, but a lot of college graduates could not figure this out, can you?

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2006-10-02 13:01:34 · 32 answers · asked by O00-ACE-00O 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i think it was moss man lol!

2006-10-02 13:01:24 · 19 answers · asked by melanie g 2 in Comics & Animation

stadin on a roof top.everybody shout your heart out..
somethin like that

2006-10-02 13:00:51 · 3 answers · asked by ArmyGirlfriend 3 in Music

does anyone know why this is happening and how to fix it?

2006-10-02 13:00:16 · 2 answers · asked by Papa WILL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 13:00:05 · 7 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Movies

2006-10-02 12:59:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 12:58:29 · 22 answers · asked by VINNY CASTRANGELO 3 in Movies

I've heard people say they find clowns scary. I agree. My reason is: When I was little, my aunt and uncle took me to the circus. A group of clowns picked us from the audience, and brought us into the ring. They proceeded to push my uncle into a tub, pour buckets of water over him, and smear cream pie all over his face and head. Those permanent grins on their faces as they did this to my uncle freaked me out; as though they were enjoying his humiliation.

2006-10-02 12:58:08 · 37 answers · asked by jassee 2 in Other - Entertainment

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Now what did you get?

2006-10-02 12:57:55 · 8 answers · asked by Evilbunnyfarts 2 in Polls & Surveys

Who is the most interesting/ troubled/ funny/ gossip-worthy D list celebrity?
I think Jodie Marsh.

2006-10-02 12:57:17 · 18 answers · asked by v stupid 2 in Celebrities

If the jokes are going to fast, raise your hand, I won't explain them, I'll just point and laugh.

2006-10-02 12:56:52 · 12 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 12:55:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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