Entertainment & Music - 30 September 2006

2006-09-30 04:01:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How about some cereal? What's your favorite?

2006-09-30 04:01:26 · 25 answers · asked by mightymite1957 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 04:00:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

dosent this sound cool my friends dad won a contest and got a free limo ride i got 2 go with we drove it 2 school it was so much fun we were acting like celebs lol every person we seen we yelled we love u and waved did u ever do anything like this

2006-09-30 04:00:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

where the hell is she?? why haven't seen her (on screen of cos!) for quite sometimes now?

2006-09-30 04:00:10 · 10 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Celebrities

What are you watching this week?

2006-09-30 03:59:57 · 11 answers · asked by mightymite1957 7 in Polls & Surveys

any good new songs out there?? Ideas?

2006-09-30 03:59:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

o, and i was also wondering if anybody ever reads the details of a question or do they just answer whatever is on the top line?

2006-09-30 03:58:56 · 21 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

It's self help.

2006-09-30 03:58:14 · 7 answers · asked by LaLaLa! I'm not listening! 4 in Polls & Surveys

I don't get it! You see him in that photo at the end, but that was years ago! Was he the caretaker that killed his wife and two daughters all those years ago? But how is that possible? In another life perhaps? Please help, I'm well confused!!

2006-09-30 03:58:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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2006-09-30 03:57:21 · 4 answers · asked by Jennifer 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-30 03:56:39 · 19 answers · asked by LaLaLa! I'm not listening! 4 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-09-30 03:56:36 · 25 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

If hollywood decides to make a sequel of the movie The Planet of the ape's.Because he was so excited when he fell in love with Katie Holmes and jumping on the couch on Opra Winfry.How would he do as an ape?

2006-09-30 03:55:26 · 12 answers · asked by Mr Christian Ct 4 in Movies

If I had overtaken the last person in the competition, what was my position in the competition ?

2006-09-30 03:54:51 · 7 answers · asked by suresh k 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-30 03:54:39 · 10 answers · asked by LaLaLa! I'm not listening! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 03:54:04 · 13 answers · asked by Mat 4 in Music

Anime/Manga » Inuyasha » 19 pick up lines Miroku could use on Sango B s : A A A

Author: sesshygirl3

Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Reviews: 163 - Published: 10-15-04 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Complete id:2096513


19 pick up lines Miroku could use on Sango...that never work

Hi everybody! This the most hentai story I’ll probably ever write, the title kinda says it all but in case you don’t get it this is a fic about pick up lines Miroku could use on Sango. And of course, they all end in the same way. “HENTAI!” (thwack) this is dedicated to my friend Steph because I got most of the idea’s for this story from her website. THANK YOU STEPH SOOOOOOO MUCH! Also, I’d like to thank my hentai mind for coming up with this fic. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don’t own InuYasha... or Miroku at that because Sango would kill me.


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1. Miroku walked over to Sango and sat down next to her. “How do you feel today Sango?”

“Fine” She replied casually.

“I asked how you felt, not how you looked!” Miroku replied, smiling innocently letting his hands wander down to Sango’s bottom.

“HENTAI!” Sango screamed slapping him across the face.

2. “Sango, if I told you, you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?” Miroku asked reaching out to touch her chest. As soon as Sango saw him reach out her boomerang bone found its way onto his head. “Hentai!” she yelled as her weapon made contact with his head.

3. “Sango, that’s a beautiful kimono you’re wearing today” Miroku complimented her.

“Thanks Miroku, but I wear it every day.”

“True, but do you know where it would look better?” he replied.

“No, where?” Sango said clueless.

“On the bedroom floor” he said smiling, and another bump appeared on his head.

4. “Sango, do you have a fever?”

“No, why?” Sango replied.

“Because you look VERY hot from over here” Sango throws a rock at him.

5. “Sango, come sit on my lap so we can get things straight between us.” Miroku inquires. He is pelted with rocks.

6. “Sango!” Miroku cried out suddenly.

“What is it?” she replied.

“Do you know what’d look really good on you?”

“What?” Sango said suspiciously.

“Me!” Miroku said moving closer to Sango only to run into her boomerang bone.

7. “Sango, do you sleep on your stomach?” Miroku questioned.

“No, why?”

“Can I?”

“NO!” Sango swings hiraikotsu down on Miroku.

8. “Sango you have a beautiful smile. It’s a shame that’s not all you’re wearing.” Sango smacks Miroku across the face.

9. “Oh Sango” Miroku sighed leaning against her shoulder. Sango’s face started burning read in embarrassment. “All those curves, and me with know brakes.” Miroku said place his hand on her chest squeezing gently.

“HENATI!!!!!!!!” Sango roared, ramming her fist in his mouth.

10. “I wish the word of the days was legs.” Miroku said dreamily.

“Why?” Sango asked curiously.

“Because I’d love to spread the word!” Miroku said cheerfully.

“Ugh! You’re so disgusting at times you know that? Someone-” Sango was cut off when she felt a squeezing sensation on her bottom.

“HENTAI!!!!!!!” she screamed kicking the monk in the ‘forbidden zone’

11. Miroku waves his finger motioning Sango to come over to him. She comes. “Look Sango, I just made you come to me with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body!” Sango beats the crap out of him.

12. Miroku walks up behind Sango and wraps his arms around her waist place his chin on her head. “Sango... I think you father was a baker...”

“Why do you think that when you know he was an exterminator like me?” Sango replied a little shocked at the sudden embrace.

“Because Sango...” Miroku answered removing his arms room her waist. “You’ve got a nice set of buns” he said while rubbing his hand up and down her bottom.

It’s to gruesome to explain what happened to Miroku after this one.

13. Sango has just climbed out of the hot springs with a towel rapped around herself when she comes face to face with Miroku. “Sango, I’ve lost my towel, can I borrow yours?” He asked innocently.

The next thing Miroku knew he was flying into the now vacant hot spring as Sango stormed away.

14. “Sango, I love your legs so much I’m going to name them!” Miroku gestured cheerfully.

“You’re sick.” Sango responded wearily.

“Ok, this ones Christmas and this ones New Years, can I see you in between holidays?”

“Ewww! Hentai!” She yelled slapping him across the face.

15. Miroku goes up to Sango lick his finger and wipes it on her shoulder.

“Augh! Miroku what’d did you do that for?!” Sango cried out disgusted.

“Now now Sango! Just come into the hut with me and we’ll get you out of those wet clothes!” He said happily taking Sango’s shoulders and steering her in the direction of Kaede’s hut.

“Get off me you sicko!” Sango screamed flipping him over her shoulder and stepping square in his stomach.

16. “Sex is a killer.” Miroku says to Sango. She twitches. “Do you want to die happy?” he asks. Sango punches him.

17. “Sango if I could rewrite the alphabet I would put U and I together, and U in between F and CK.” Sango turns her head slowly towards the monk before down right beating him to a pulp with her hiraikotsu.

18. “Sango, you know the saying you are what you eat?”

“Yes, why?”

“Then I could be you by morning!” he says gleefully.

Suddenly Miroku has a black eye and a bloody nose. Wow. It’s magic!

19. “Sango, will you bear my child?” Miroku asks.

“No.” she answers coldly.

“Could we have fun practicing?” He asked again.

“Hmmm....” She ponders.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I hope you guys had fun reading this. Plz leave a review because if I don’t get enough reviews I’m taking this down! I just had to end it like that. Sango actually considers. Funny...

Ciao

Sesshygirl3 0(-.-)0 my monkey! Dig the monkey!

Additional Details

19 hours ago
I didn't write this, but I found it on Fanfiction.net, where I also have stuff posted... enjoy!

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2006-09-30 03:53:26 · 9 answers · asked by Seiko-sama 1 in Comics & Animation

its not waterworld so stop sending that answer to me. they got married with out his wife parents permission i think and he had on a skirt and covered his face blue.

2006-09-30 03:52:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

its by Eminem and its about Michal Jackson

2006-09-30 03:51:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-30 03:50:40 · 6 answers · asked by kannamsrenevas 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-30 03:50:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you do can you please send it to me via e-mail
my address is paulandrewlennon@yahoo.co.uk

2006-09-30 03:49:32 · 7 answers · asked by Len 2 in Music

I've been invited to a birthday party for a bloke I know. All he's interested in is booze and music. He lives alone and eats convenience food straight out of the packet.

I don't want to spend much but I don't want to seem rude.

2006-09-30 03:49:26 · 39 answers · asked by Trust Me 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 03:48:55 · 26 answers · asked by cassie get my advicexxx 1 in Celebrities

I got a new computer and i lost all the music that i downloaded but i still have it on my ipod. so i don't have to go through the process of downloading them all over again, is there anyway i can convert my music that's on my ipod back on to my computer? you're answers would be amazing for me so i can save time. thank you!

2006-09-30 03:48:30 · 5 answers · asked by citygirl85 1 in Music

2006-09-30 03:47:25 · 12 answers · asked by xx Talia xx 1 in Music

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2006-09-30 03:46:45 · 9 answers · asked by Lulu Ferrari 3 in Music

Thursday was her 19th Birthday! I love her she is Awesome! I am her number one fan!

2006-09-30 03:46:38 · 16 answers · asked by Chelsea 1 in Celebrities