1)If a white and black man both weighed the same amount, were the same height and everything jumped off a building at the same exact time, who would hit the bottom first? (See Bottom)
2)THIS IS A NEWS REPORT!!!!! There is a serial killer in Ohio! A woman was found dead yesterday afternoon.She was found laying in a puddle of milk with a banana up her butt right next to a big box. Everyone who lives in Ohio please do not go outside or else the CEREAL killer will find you!
3)Three guys named Shut-Up, Manners,and Poop were driving when they went to fast and Poop fell out. Shut-Up ran into the police station and told a police officer what happened. The police officer asked "What is you name?" Shut-Up replied "Shut-Up." The police officer said "Where's your manners!?" Shut-Up replied "Outside on the road scraping up Poop!"
4) "Mommy,why are we pushing the car off a cliff?" Mom,"Shhh! You'll wake your father!"
Try to guess no.1 first for 10 points.
2006-09-30
17:58:42
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