i always wanted to know
2006-09-30 18:05:12 · 17 answers · asked by tyrafordiskool 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't think a woodchuck would chuck wood even if he could. I think he'd hire a beaver to chuck it.
2006-09-30 18:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by Margie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds
Well, you asked.......... LOL
2006-10-01 01:09:00 · answer #2 · answered by fiestyredhead 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. And listen It took me a while typing this. That other girl is my friend and she was over my house on my sister's laptop while I was on my family computer. I am the one who came up with this!
2006-10-01 01:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 times.
2006-10-01 01:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would woodchuck could chuck wood..
i just knew the rest of it...
2006-10-01 01:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by *Hello* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-10-01 01:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by Chrisie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck was Chuck Norris?.............All of it.
2006-10-01 02:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by short5641sweet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually a woodchuck is a groundhog. They do not eat would. But they do love apples.
2006-10-01 01:36:29 · answer #8 · answered by Frogface53 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a would chuk could chuk if a woodchuk could chuk wood
2006-10-01 01:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by broken flame 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh... woodchucks can't chuck wood... i think
2006-10-01 14:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by Kee-wee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋